actually, this story follows our history.....at least up till the sack of Korinthos....

=[ so the roman problem is a very big problem.

here's my song:

In my kingdom there's a problem,
And that problem's the romans,
They rape all our young men,
But they never give it back...

THROW THE ROMAN DOWN THE WELL~
So our kingdom can be free!!!
You must grab him by his horns!
Then we have a big party!