Is it time for the US to adopt the metric system?

[Tribesman]

Was not the metric system put into motion by a French King?

Wasn't that the French King who paid for you to have a country called the united states ?
Surely as you claim you are a beacon you should take a shine to the metric system

Enough of this nancy talk, be a man and march a mile and down a pint and refer to your unit of measuring system as IMPERIAL!

Yeah that arguement might hold some weight , if an American pint wasn't so much smaller than a proper pint .