- i can't ride a bike
- i missed school today because i forgot to wake up
- i go to bed at 5 am
- i do not find masturbation desirable
- i hate all musical and country, along with most classical genres
- i used to have a mohawk
- i am strange
- i like pretty much all vegetables i have ever ate
- i chronically wash my hair
- i have about 3 drinks daily, if I'm lucky
- my weight comes in at almost anorexia
- i have had a history of fainting problems
- i have anger management issues