Org confessions.

[LittleGrizzly]

ohh good topic!!

first ill start with some copy pasting of others...

- I suffer from depression and constantly deal with suicide thoughts.

snap on the first half, no suicidal thoughts though... tried it a few times and i haven't got the guts, so i figure why entertain the thought if im not going to do it...

Also i used to use it as a way out, well if A goes against me ill just kill myself and it won't matter, if B doesn't change i will end it, its a strangely freeing feeling, if you don't plan to stick around nothing much matters... its slightly distructive and reinforces itself through time though... so not a good idea...

-I smoke entirely too much pot

same here, it is my main expense, i worked a full time job earning about £186 a week after tax, apart from cigerettes and about 2 takeaways a week the rest would go on pot... i probably love pot more than anything else on earth...

Always remember weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed

-I'm a borderline anti-social. Large groups of people being around me at a time, particularly if they are very social and/or drunk, make me uneasy.

Same here, i constantly worry in social situations and absoutely suck at small talk with strangers...

-I can't ice skate.

and im not even going to give it a go... again...

-I'm in the top 10% of IQ's, but am a terribly lazy slacker. I should have gotten straight A's in high school, but ended up with a 3.0 GPA.

same hereish, no gpa obviously, ended up with barely a few passes whereas a friend who admitted i was smarter got straight A's

- There is almost no hardship I will not suffer to avoid having to make 5 minutes of small talk with a stranger.

I can symapthise here, plenty of time spent avioding conversation myself, never tried using physics as a defense mechanism, would probably work well!

I confess: I laughed at every person in this thread.

hehe, same here mostly..

- I have never asked a girl out, or made the first move or done anything towards getting a girlfriend... and the idea of trying fills me with dread so i never intend to...

- I have only ever met (as in kissed with tongues ect.) two girls, one when i was 16 (till i was 17) and the other a few months back (22) only over the space of a day

- Life seems full of struggle and strife for very little reward, i swear half the reason i wouldn't mind death is because it seems alot damn easier than life...

- Back when i was having sex sometimes it seemed like a chore and i would have rather gone solo

- I did some minor shoplifting back in my mid teens, nothing to serious... bottles of coke, sweets and magazines

- Every day i buy a bus ticket for a shorter distance thus saving myself money!

[Fragony]

GAWD do you guys make excellent Final Fantasy protagonists.

which leads to;

- Yes I sometimes have nerdy tendency's.

- I am an absolute tiger when it comes to smalltalk. Must have a 'talk to me' sign on my head.

[Abokasee]

- Im high-functioning autistic
- I done mescaline once, the most terrifying and exciting experience of my life, I heavily recomend not doing it, but if you do, do it alone and on your bed.
- Im a Englishman with a west country accent
- BARTIX SUNK DAM IT!
- Im a gaming addict, as most people would be
- I hope to go through a pan-dimension worm hole

[Rhyfelwyr]

- I've got a class presenation next week, but I'm probably not going to go because I just can't do that anymore and I'm sick of failing my tutorial groups because it brings down my marks when I work so hard to get A's in my essays.

[Strike For The South]

A fun thread has turned kind of depressing, not gonna lie.

[LittleGrizzly]

ok more entertaining confessions eh... umm let me see what i can do...

Im applying for a job at McDonalds and i hope to get the job (just don't go shouting it around)

I really like Cher, especially do you believe in life after love, and the kylie song just can't get you out of my head, songs which are predominantly considered for gays, but its sooo catchy!!

I once headbutted a handheld mirror out of anger and when my friend told me it would break i headbutted it again whilst thinking that a little headbutt wouldn't break it... it smashed all over the place..

When i watch movies that are even slightly emotional when im stoned i cry like a little girl... like last samurai... hell i even cried watching mccain concession speech, though i only do this when im by myself, the rest of the time im a manly man who doesn't cry at films...

Whenever i am late for something i always consider throwing myself to the floor in an attempt to pick up some minor injurys as a good excuse for my lateness (i never do though...)

I never took my french GCSE because my teacher was told by a few pupils after one of the tests that i cheated, so she scrapped that test and demanded i did it again, i refused based on the fact she had nothing but a few kids word to prove that i cheated, i cheated... (but it was the principle of it!!) (i accussed my other friend of cheating as an example but he didn't have to retake)

I very occassionaly write fake text messages whilst walking past large groups hanging around somewhere rather than having to make eye contact...

I have a tendacy (especially with round things like grapes) to kick food under the fridge if i drop it on the floor (terribly lazy and unhygenic i know!!)

I once tried to crush up a paracetamol and use it as a temporary filling based on some misheard advice from a friend that works as a dentist, needless to say it was messy tasted like crap and didn't make a damn bit of difference to my toothache

ok... sure i have loads but thats what i can come up with at the moment... ive probably got a load more for later... and lets keep that mcdonalds thing on the d l