- I hate planning.
- I am an optimist (everything will turn out all right in the end).
- I procrastinate.
- I secretly want to move back to Australia.
- I have not changed to winter tires on my car yet (it is snowing hard outside).
- I am more attracted to brunettes than to blonds (Don't tell my wife ).
- I think Zahra (a customer in Iran) has a sexy voice and I enjoy talking to her on the phone.
- I have two life insurances (my wife and kids will be millionaires if I die).
- I am 1/8 th Swedish.
- I know national secrets (military and oil).
- I could seriously screw up the oil business in Norway by putting their SAP systems to a grinding halt.
- I made the SAP system skip a single invoice with the amount of 7.5 billion NoK ($1 055 254 645,66 USD) as a solution to a minor problem (someone isn't getting their money).
- I want to impose the "21 years before getting a boyfriend" rule on my two girls, but my 4 year old already puts on lip gloss to seduce boys. (I am not looking forward to their teens).
- I ate a Quarter pounder at McD's yesterday and enjoyed it.
- I don't drink coffee.
- I have never smoked.
- I like the smell of petrol.