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    This comment is witty! Senior Member LittleGrizzly's Avatar
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    That guy has a great sense of humor!!
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    Pure Genius
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    "If the policy of the government, upon vital questions affecting the whole people, is to be irrevocably fixed by decisions of the Supreme Court...the people will have ceased to be their own rulers, having to that extent practically resigned the government into the hands of that eminent tribunal."
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    Brilliant.
    GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.

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    I consider a 7 legged spider a rarity and would have expected more for it.
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    I loved the time-travel comment.
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    I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings
    Priceless
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    I'll buy that for a dollar.

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    lol

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    That was epic!
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    Man that's hilarious.

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    He should be forgiven that debt just for originality :D
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    Sorta reminds me of the story of this guy who was caught speeding by a speed camera so he sent the cops a picture of the money he owed to which the responded by spending a picture of handcuffs.

    http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/handcuff.asp

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    It makes me feel disappointed that I paid my water bill this morning.
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    Wow......simply wow......
    "I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton

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    Hehe. Classic.
    #Hillary4prism

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