Russian analyst predicts breakup of US

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We're all Americans here, regardless of our roots.

You've never been in a southern village, have you?

It sounds like wishful thinking on his part. Either that or some one slipped something into his vodka!

Russians with snazzy titles do not drink vodka, but tea, chardonnay and champagne... when people are looking.

While I doubt the US is going to shatter into a collection of regional states any time soon, I can see some of those things happening.

Really guys, have you never read papers like this? He's getting attention and he's doing a good job. Basically what I'm trying to say is:

You got trolled, kinda.