"Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
"Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.
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