There we go again...

*Some Alien BBC-type Nature Show*

"...and now, watch carefully as the thread is slowly derailed and driven off topic by the community of the unintelligent, disorganized Orghas. However, something rustles in the nearby grove. A twig snaps. Very soon we notice a predator arriving on the scene. He stalks the blissfully unaware Orghas who continue blabbering. He crawls under a bush, he slithers near that patch of tall grass, and then STRIKES!!! The mouse starts repeatedly clicking and the keyboard furiously rattles out text as the moderator predator strikes deep and without mercy. He scatters the now-shrieking Orghas and re-institutes his supremacy. To make sure his territory is not encroached on again, he locks it, so no more Orghas can visit the place anymore to resume their mindlesss activities. This concludes this episode of of Nature: Terra, only on Alpha Centaura channel"

Seriously, or simply not post.