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    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
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    I'm getting a urinal installed
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    And I shall install an Aston Martin One-77 in my garage, though presumably not for the same purpose.
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    Urinals should come standard. They're environmentally friendly.

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    I shall build a computer so powerful that it will never become obsolete
    "I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton

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    I will buy a time machine and travel back in time to when I didn't have any money, and take my past self to the moment when I actually got the time machine meeting up with the third me that was present when I got the time machine and all three of us travel back in time at random periods and have crazy shenanigans just like BIll and Ted, before we rip open a worm hole in time and space destroying our galaxy and taking us into another dimension where I never got the time machine, and after all three of us decide to take him along and show him what it would be like if he (me) actually got the time machine, we discover the time machine is broken, because obviously in a dimension where I never got the time machine, space and time screw me over by breaking our time machine stranding me and my two other me's with the other dimension me in a scary universe forever.


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    I will buy the .Org and make it mine!
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    I will buy legosoldier and make him mine!........................


    Ill have the Org. too


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro View Post
    Urinals should come standard. They're environmentally friendly.
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    Nice idea - I think Urinals are great, but I would much rather getting the full trough installed. There is a lot less splash-back and it is easier to aim at when drunk.
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    I shall amass my great stockpile of money and proceed to swim through it!

    I will then start using 20's to a pass a flame round for lighting cigars rather than using a lighter, so common using a lighter

    Me and Ms. Alba shall spent hours in a melted choclate swimming pool...

    incase your noticing the trend.. yes water is a bit boring to swim in... so unoriginal...

    I'd quite like a urinal, save the effort of ever having to lift the seat... or put it back down... more hygenic i guess...
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    Man... You are now considered a god in my eyes.
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    I'm getting a urinal installed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    I'm getting a urinal installed
    Sheesh, Strike, what for?

    Don't you have kitchen sinks or windows for that sort of stuff?
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    I'm buying 10,000 acres - 5,678 acres in northeast Appalachia, 4321 acres out West, and a Swiss chateau with 1 acre in Switzerland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by {BHC} King Jan III Sobieski View Post
    I'm buying 10,000 acres - 5,678 acres in northeast Appalachia, 4321 acres out West, and a Swiss chateau with 1 acre in Switzerland.
    Why Appalachia?
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