I'm getting a urinal installed
I'm getting a urinal installed
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
And I shall install an Aston Martin One-77 in my garage, though presumably not for the same purpose.
Last edited by Evil_Maniac From Mars; 12-10-2008 at 00:26.
Urinals should come standard. They're environmentally friendly.
I shall build a computer so powerful that it will never become obsolete
"I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton
I will buy a time machine and travel back in time to when I didn't have any money, and take my past self to the moment when I actually got the time machine meeting up with the third me that was present when I got the time machine and all three of us travel back in time at random periods and have crazy shenanigans just like BIll and Ted, before we rip open a worm hole in time and space destroying our galaxy and taking us into another dimension where I never got the time machine, and after all three of us decide to take him along and show him what it would be like if he (me) actually got the time machine, we discover the time machine is broken, because obviously in a dimension where I never got the time machine, space and time screw me over by breaking our time machine stranding me and my two other me's with the other dimension me in a scary universe forever.
Nice idea - I think Urinals are great, but I would much rather getting the full trough installed. There is a lot less splash-back and it is easier to aim at when drunk.
Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
I shall amass my great stockpile of money and proceed to swim through it!
I will then start using 20's to a pass a flame round for lighting cigars rather than using a lighter, so common using a lighter
Me and Ms. Alba shall spent hours in a melted choclate swimming pool...
incase your noticing the trend.. yes water is a bit boring to swim in... so unoriginal...
I'd quite like a urinal, save the effort of ever having to lift the seat... or put it back down... more hygenic i guess...
In remembrance of our great Admin Tosa Inu, A tireless worker with the patience of a saint. As long as I live I will not forget you. Thank you for everything!
Man... You are now considered a god in my eyes.
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!Originally Posted by North Korea
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
I'm buying 10,000 acres - 5,678 acres in northeast Appalachia, 4321 acres out West, and a Swiss chateau with 1 acre in Switzerland.
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