One Day When I Get Enough Money

[Strike For The South]

I'm getting a urinal installed

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

And I shall install an Aston Martin One-77 in my garage, though presumably not for the same purpose.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Urinals should come standard. They're environmentally friendly.

[TevashSzat]

I shall build a computer so powerful that it will never become obsolete

[a completely inoffensive name]

I will buy a time machine and travel back in time to when I didn't have any money, and take my past self to the moment when I actually got the time machine meeting up with the third me that was present when I got the time machine and all three of us travel back in time at random periods and have crazy shenanigans just like BIll and Ted, before we rip open a worm hole in time and space destroying our galaxy and taking us into another dimension where I never got the time machine, and after all three of us decide to take him along and show him what it would be like if he (me) actually got the time machine, we discover the time machine is broken, because obviously in a dimension where I never got the time machine, space and time screw me over by breaking our time machine stranding me and my two other me's with the other dimension me in a scary universe forever.

[Legosoldier]

I will buy the .Org and make it mine!

[Beefy187]

I will buy legosoldier and make him mine!........................


Ill have the Org. too

[spmetla]

I'll finally go on the motorcycle trip I've dreamed of doing. Lisbon to Vladivostok over the course of a year!

[Ice]

Get married, have kids..............Die?

[Veho Nex]

Man... You are now considered a god in my eyes.

[Fragony]

Urinals should come standard. They're environmentally friendly.

NoOB.



Right button is for small flushes.

But really screw the trees

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[CountArach]

Nice idea - I think Urinals are great, but I would much rather getting the full trough installed. There is a lot less splash-back and it is easier to aim at when drunk.

[LittleGrizzly]

I shall amass my great stockpile of money and proceed to swim through it!

I will then start using 20's to a pass a flame round for lighting cigars rather than using a lighter, so common using a lighter

Me and Ms. Alba shall spent hours in a melted choclate swimming pool...

incase your noticing the trend.. yes water is a bit boring to swim in... so unoriginal...

I'd quite like a urinal, save the effort of ever having to lift the seat... or put it back down... more hygenic i guess...

[Ramses II CP]

...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

If you ask really nicely once I'm super rich I'll allow you to die in a manly way, like pit fighting a never-ending horde of elderly euthanasia selectees.

[Hooahguy]

im going to buy one of these:

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[Thermal]

yay! im going to buy the number 4 and make chinese people think im satan

[shlin28]

I'm gonna buy the number 8 so I'll get even richer.

(and then I'll run numberology classes to tell people 4 means death, not satan )

[Megas Methuselah]

...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

After a couple nights' work, I'm satisfied. You can kill me if you want, but I have successfully impregnated numerous girls. My blood will carry on when I am gone.

[Yoyoma1910]

...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

If you ask really nicely once I'm super rich I'll allow you to die in a manly way, like pit fighting a never-ending horde of elderly euthanasia selectees.

Why don't you just take up smoking and drive a hummer?

[||Lz3||]

I'm going to buy a ****ing New BMW... or Porche... I don't know...

I'm serious... I'll tell ya how it goes in 25 years tough (my estimated time)

[Beefy187]

im going to buy one of these:

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Pfft.. Too much 2142 for you. Go back to good old BF2! I can sort of play that against the computers with graphic lag kicking in every minute or so

[Yoyoma1910]

I'm going to buy a ****ing New BMW... or Porche... I don't know...

I'm serious... I'll tell ya how it goes in 25 years tough (my estimated time)

I'm sorry, I know this is going to sound kind of anal and all... and I really don't mean to come across like that in anyway,


but the car is spelled: Porsche

What you said you were going to buy is either:

Sows in Italian or a Porch (or gateway) in French.

(It's also a common last name in south Louisiana, not to be confused with Poch, Poche, Porcher, or Porché)

[Ronin]

I'm getting a urinal installed

My parents have got you beat.

[Hooahguy]

Pfft.. Too much 2142 for you. Go back to good old BF2! I can sort of play that against the computers with graphic lag kicking in every minute or so

pfft! BF2142 beats BF2 in almost every way!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I'm sorry, I know this is going to sound kind of anal and all... and I really don't mean to come across like that in anyway,


but the car is spelled: Porsche

What you said you were going to buy is either:

Sows in Italian or a Porch (or gateway) in French.

(It's also a common last name in south Louisiana, not to be confused with Poch, Poche, Porcher, or Porché)

I bet you pronounce it "porsh-aaaaa" too don't you.

[Yoyoma1910]

I bet you pronounce it "porsh-aaaaa" too don't you.

Pronounce it however you want, but the common misspelling makes it really hard to Google things that have the word "porche" in them. All people have to do is put an s in the middle of it, and the world would be a quadrillion times easier.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I'm getting a urinal installed

Sheesh, Strike, what for?

Don't you have kitchen sinks or windows for that sort of stuff?

[||Lz3||]

I'm sorry, I know this is going to sound kind of anal and all... and I really don't mean to come across like that in anyway,


but the car is spelled: Porsche

What you said you were going to buy is either:

Sows in Italian or a Porch (or gateway) in French.

(It's also a common last name in south Louisiana, not to be confused with Poch, Poche, Porcher, or Porché)

who said I was talking about the car?...

building a nice porche is also expensive...

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ups... typo mistake... all that area of my keyboard is funny hehe, I have to press them harder than usual ... er do you bealive me?

[Lemur]

I'm going to buy a ****ing New BMW... or Porche...

I'll ignore the typo, since that's already been hashed out in some detail, and ask the obvious question: Why buy new? I picked up a beautiful BMW sedan for less than a new Honda Accord would have cost me. And every time I take it in to the dealer for the no-cost maintenance, I look at the idiots scoping out the new M3s and sport "activity" vehicles. What are they getting for $60k–$150k that is substantially different than what I got for $20k?

Which isn't to say I don't enjoy the coddling and the VIP treatment—I do. But I'm painfully aware that I'm freeloading on the experience. People who buy good used deals aren't subsidizing the extras.

[Reverend Joe]

Toilets are for the weak and women.