One Day When I Get Enough Money

[CountArach]

Nice idea - I think Urinals are great, but I would much rather getting the full trough installed. There is a lot less splash-back and it is easier to aim at when drunk.

[LittleGrizzly]

I shall amass my great stockpile of money and proceed to swim through it!

I will then start using 20's to a pass a flame round for lighting cigars rather than using a lighter, so common using a lighter

Me and Ms. Alba shall spent hours in a melted choclate swimming pool...

incase your noticing the trend.. yes water is a bit boring to swim in... so unoriginal...

I'd quite like a urinal, save the effort of ever having to lift the seat... or put it back down... more hygenic i guess...

[Ramses II CP]

...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

If you ask really nicely once I'm super rich I'll allow you to die in a manly way, like pit fighting a never-ending horde of elderly euthanasia selectees.

[Hooahguy]

im going to buy one of these:

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[Thermal]

yay! im going to buy the number 4 and make chinese people think im satan

[shlin28]

I'm gonna buy the number 8 so I'll get even richer.

(and then I'll run numberology classes to tell people 4 means death, not satan )

[Megas Methuselah]

...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

After a couple nights' work, I'm satisfied. You can kill me if you want, but I have successfully impregnated numerous girls. My blood will carry on when I am gone.

[Beefy187]

im going to buy one of these:

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Pfft.. Too much 2142 for you. Go back to good old BF2! I can sort of play that against the computers with graphic lag kicking in every minute or so

[Hooahguy]

Pfft.. Too much 2142 for you. Go back to good old BF2! I can sort of play that against the computers with graphic lag kicking in every minute or so

pfft! BF2142 beats BF2 in almost every way!

[Yoyoma1910]

...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

If you ask really nicely once I'm super rich I'll allow you to die in a manly way, like pit fighting a never-ending horde of elderly euthanasia selectees.

Why don't you just take up smoking and drive a hummer?

[||Lz3||]

I'm going to buy a ****ing New BMW... or Porche... I don't know...

I'm serious... I'll tell ya how it goes in 25 years tough (my estimated time)

[Yoyoma1910]

I'm going to buy a ****ing New BMW... or Porche... I don't know...

I'm serious... I'll tell ya how it goes in 25 years tough (my estimated time)

I'm sorry, I know this is going to sound kind of anal and all... and I really don't mean to come across like that in anyway,


but the car is spelled: Porsche

What you said you were going to buy is either:

Sows in Italian or a Porch (or gateway) in French.

(It's also a common last name in south Louisiana, not to be confused with Poch, Poche, Porcher, or Porché)

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I'm sorry, I know this is going to sound kind of anal and all... and I really don't mean to come across like that in anyway,


but the car is spelled: Porsche

What you said you were going to buy is either:

Sows in Italian or a Porch (or gateway) in French.

(It's also a common last name in south Louisiana, not to be confused with Poch, Poche, Porcher, or Porché)

I bet you pronounce it "porsh-aaaaa" too don't you.

[||Lz3||]

I'm sorry, I know this is going to sound kind of anal and all... and I really don't mean to come across like that in anyway,


but the car is spelled: Porsche

What you said you were going to buy is either:

Sows in Italian or a Porch (or gateway) in French.

(It's also a common last name in south Louisiana, not to be confused with Poch, Poche, Porcher, or Porché)

who said I was talking about the car?...

building a nice porche is also expensive...

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ups... typo mistake... all that area of my keyboard is funny hehe, I have to press them harder than usual ... er do you bealive me?

[Lemur]

I'm going to buy a ****ing New BMW... or Porche...

I'll ignore the typo, since that's already been hashed out in some detail, and ask the obvious question: Why buy new? I picked up a beautiful BMW sedan for less than a new Honda Accord would have cost me. And every time I take it in to the dealer for the no-cost maintenance, I look at the idiots scoping out the new M3s and sport "activity" vehicles. What are they getting for $60k–$150k that is substantially different than what I got for $20k?

Which isn't to say I don't enjoy the coddling and the VIP treatment—I do. But I'm painfully aware that I'm freeloading on the experience. People who buy good used deals aren't subsidizing the extras.

[Reverend Joe]

Toilets are for the weak and women.