One Day When I Get Enough Money

[shlin28]

I'm gonna buy the number 8 so I'll get even richer.

(and then I'll run numberology classes to tell people 4 means death, not satan )

[Megas Methuselah]

...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

After a couple nights' work, I'm satisfied. You can kill me if you want, but I have successfully impregnated numerous girls. My blood will carry on when I am gone.