Here it is and just in time for Christmas. Check out the list and make your selection. I'm torn between the Underwear Repair kit and the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock..... I'm going with the clock.
Screaming Rubber Chicken
Wealth Redistribution Tree Ornament
Mini Guitar Hero
Wasabi Gumballs
Potty Putter
Men's Underwear Repair Kit
Obama Yes We Can Can Opener
"How to Tie a Tie" Tie
2009 Dog Poop Calendar
Pole Dancer Alarm Clock
GAH!
Top Ten Stupid Gifts for 2008
Here it is and just in time for Christmas. Check out the list and make your selection. I'm torn between the Underwear Repair kit and the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock..... I'm going with the clock.
Last edited by Hosakawa Tito; 12-04-2008 at 00:36.
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wow, my dream comes true! i'll take the potty putter
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I like the sound of the screaming chicken... is it a kind of horrific scream? That could lead to some funny pranks...
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I'll take the Wasabi gumballs.
Then give them to people I don't like.
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the Dog Poop callendar for '09 seems interesting...
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i did GAH!, becasue all of them would be on my worst list....
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Pole Dancing Alarm Clock FTW.
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Some of those aren't stupid, just plain awesome.
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The screaming chicken is GREAT! I want one!!!
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Gah! I misread the poll and voted "GAH!".
Had I been paying attention, I'd have voted for the tie. I love irony.
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Some are awesome! I want that Obama 'yes, we can opener'.
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Pole Dancer alarm clock!!
I want one!!
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My sentiments exactly. The only stupid gift on there is the mini Guitar Hero; why not just buy the game for the DS? I'm going with the Pole Dancer alarm clock. But where am I ever going to find dollar bills that small?
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I was about to say the exact same thing. I would actually like that as a Christmas gift.Some are awesome! I want that Obama 'yes, we can opener'.
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Ask a kidnapper. They are always asking for a million dollars in small bills.. But where am I ever going to find dollar bills that small?
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Poll Dancer Alarm Clock
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you really have to watch the screaming chicken video beore you vote
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I actually like the Mini Guitar Hero...
The screaming chicken was awesome.
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I think "GAH" is stupid!!! I really wanted a screaming rubber chicken...
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a cucumber.
We do not sow.
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Well, a friend of mine told me that for Christmas like two/three years ago, he gave his mom a gift wrapped box of tissues....
"I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton
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Why did your friend want a cucumber for Christmas? Does he like salads? And why give his mother some tissues? Does she hate salads?
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its two different people... your talking bout the wrong stuff to the wrong guy :P
We do not sow.
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I dont see 10 gifts...
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
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Can't pick one..
(a.k.a. gah!)
Hilarious stuff though.
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I came across this, it's not on that list but still.....
http://www.youruniverse.co.uk/
I'm gonna get one.
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What is mini Guitar Hero doing in that list? Sir I see it as my duty to inform you that mini Guitar Hero ROCKS
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Can't see the alarm clock on the page
Voted potty
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