Simón Bolívar once said that "Chickens are quite simply ungovernable. Those who serve the revolution plow the sea." While this means that you can't eat eggs without floating on a dingy, I believe that that Truffles the dog would ever care. It was at that point that Mech Kerry burst out of the sand dungeon and flew out to meet the talking tanning bed. Surely that crispy encounter would inspire Obama to reinvent pancakes.
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