Tis the Season

[Vuk]

To be insensitive, offensive, crasp, and obnoxious! Tis the Season of VUK! :P
So all in the spirit, let me announce the winners of the world beauty pagents!
First off, the great, and mighty, and absolutely fantastic United States of America!



MISS USA!








And from the land of wine and the Rhine, MISS GERMANY!








Miss China is indeed a delicacy!








Just look at the beautiful figure of Miss Ireland! Can you believe that she is actually the staple of a country?!








Miss Russia 2008 is a deadly beautiful comrade!









Your head may be a bit cloudy now with all these beauties, but Miss World should not surprise you!








lol, don't take offense. I am American/Irish myself. :P I am just poking fun at everything in a lighthearted manner.
Ain't the Vuk pagents always more exciting than the real ones?

[Thermal]

you poor man, someone let you out of the nursing home....

[Megas Methuselah]

I like the German girl. She'd be great to spend the night with, together with the Russian.

[Reverend Joe]

Why is Miss Ireland not a gallon of whisky? I'm part Irish; I should know these things.

[Vuk]

Why is Miss Ireland not a gallon of whisky? I'm part Irish; I should know these things.

lol, cause I found the pic and thought it was funny. :P I am part Irish too, and I always get the whiskey and potato jokes. If I found whiskey in a bikinni I would have then.