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    I am a large-breasted grandfather who likes to spit at animals.

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    I am a tall devil who likes to draw beavers
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    I'm a clumsy bottle of lube who likes to end the lives of hawks....
    Second time I was a clumsy virgin who likes to breed seaweed.
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    Now with transparent layers!

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    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

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    On first attempt:

    I am a bad dollar bill who likes to enhance trees.

    Obviously supernatural.
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    i am a Gigantic Hosecock Boy who likes to clean ducks



    ...

    another attempt

    i am a nice manwhore who likes to stab heroes



    ok then


    annoying music though ack!
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    "You are a shrunken man who likes to watch nipples"


    "You are a nasty bag of **** who likes to lick werewolves"

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    Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.

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    it seems I'm also a fat deity who likes to spit at homosexuals
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    I am a tough dollar bill who likes to hug bears!
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    I'm a red Goliath who likes to punch archaeologists...
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    I'm a sexy guy who likes to feel Europe...





    ...Ah well, close enough.

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    Oh and btw, I'm also a horny lobster who likes to sleep on Bill Cosby
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    Apparently, I am a tall organ donor who likes to hit dinosaurs.
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    I am a robust grandmother who likes to break camels
    "I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton

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    I am a strange titan who likes to fight bisexuals.
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    1) I'm a gigantic grandmother who likes to build <something I can't post here>

    2) I'm a funny punk that likes to think about ears

    3) I'm a scrawny lizard man that likes to misunderstand divas

    4) I'm a yummy website that likes to sniff <something else I can't post here>

    5) I'm a great comdom that likes to fight dildos
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynewulf View Post
    1) I'm a gigantic grandmother who likes to build <something I can't post here>

    2) I'm a funny punk that likes to think about ears

    3) I'm a scrawny lizard man that likes to misunderstand divas

    4) I'm a yummy website that likes to sniff <something else I can't post here>

    5) I'm a great comdom that likes to fight dildos
    5th one actually makes sense... What is this??


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    Quote Originally Posted by TevashSzat View Post
    I am a robust grandmother who likes to break camels
    i like this one


    what would martok say

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    This one disturbs me to no end :
    You are a well hung doughnut who likes to feed homosexuals

    Not bad... but not good either :
    You are a strong sea captain who likes to nuzzle Britney Spears

    :
    You are a quick clown who likes to run from hookers
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    I am toe-sucking cocksucker that likes to think about Bill Cosby.

    GROSS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decker View Post
    This one disturbs me to no end :
    You are a well hung doughnut who likes to feed homosexuals

    ]
    this one disturbs me also

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    "You are a sexy bastard who likes to dejuice giant tits"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenring View Post
    "You are a sexy bastard who likes to dejuice giant tits"

    Looks like we're both giant-tit lovers

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    I'm a green fruitcake who likes to play with soles!

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