I am a .....

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  1. Herkus's Avatar

    Herkus said: 12-17-2008 18:12

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    I am a large-breasted grandfather who likes to spit at animals.

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    Hooahguy said: 12-17-2008 18:29

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    I am a tall devil who likes to draw beavers
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  3. Mek Simmur al Ragaski's Avatar

    Mek Simmur al Ragaski said: 12-17-2008 18:50

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    I'm a clumsy bottle of lube who likes to end the lives of hawks....
    Second time I was a clumsy virgin who likes to breed seaweed.
    Last edited by Mek Simmur al Ragaski; 12-17-2008 at 18:52.
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...
     

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    Abokasee said: 12-17-2008 18:50

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    Now with transparent layers!

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    seireikhaan said: 12-17-2008 19:05

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    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
     

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    Tristuskhan said: 12-17-2008 19:34

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    On first attempt:

    I am a bad dollar bill who likes to enhance trees.

    Obviously supernatural.
    "Les Cons ça ose tout, c'est même à ça qu'on les reconnait"

    Kentoc'h Mervel Eget Bezañ Saotret - Death feels better than stain, motto of the Breton People. Emgann!
     

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    Thermal said: 12-17-2008 20:02

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    i am a Gigantic Hosecock Boy who likes to clean ducks



    ...

    another attempt

    i am a nice manwhore who likes to stab heroes



    ok then


    annoying music though ack!
    Last edited by Thermal; 12-17-2008 at 20:04.
     

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    spmetla said: 12-17-2008 20:08

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    "You are a shrunken man who likes to watch nipples"


    "You are a nasty bag of **** who likes to lick werewolves"

    "Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"
    -Abraham Lincoln

    Four stage strategy from Yes, Minister:
    Stage one we say nothing is going to happen.
    Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
    Stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we can do.
    Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.
     

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    ||Lz3|| said: 12-17-2008 20:29

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    I'm a godly airport who likes to kiss pumas

    Spoken languages:

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    Drisos said: 12-17-2008 21:30

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    You are a happy goliath who likes to locate bitches... well well
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    Thermal said: 12-17-2008 22:43

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    I AM SO SIGGING THE OP
     

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    ||Lz3|| said: 12-17-2008 23:19

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    it seems I'm also a fat deity who likes to spit at homosexuals
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    Legosoldier said: 12-18-2008 00:43

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    I am a tough dollar bill who likes to hug bears!
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    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
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    Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.
     

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    naut said: 12-18-2008 02:24

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    I'm a red Goliath who likes to punch archaeologists...
    #Hillary4prism

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    And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
    But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra

    Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
     

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    Megas Methuselah said: 12-18-2008 02:48

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    I'm a sexy guy who likes to feel Europe...





    ...Ah well, close enough.
     

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    Drisos said: 12-18-2008 03:34

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    Oh and btw, I'm also a horny lobster who likes to sleep on Bill Cosby
    - Chu - Gi - Makoto - Rei - Jin - Yu - Meiyo -
     

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    Beefy187 said: 12-18-2008 10:48

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    I am a penile slut who likes to smell buffalo....


    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?
     

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    LittleGrizzly said: 12-18-2008 10:51

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    Its almost as if the website nows me...

    I am a friendly bottle of lube that likes to conquer lesbians!

    Result!
    In remembrance of our great Admin Tosa Inu, A tireless worker with the patience of a saint. As long as I live I will not forget you. Thank you for everything!
     

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    everyone said: 12-18-2008 13:37

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    I am a monkey like vixen who likes to grope hippopotami?!
    2nd try: I am a strange puppet who likes to breed penises
    3rd try: I am a roasted porn star who likes to worship asexuals
    Last edited by everyone; 12-18-2008 at 13:39.
     

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    Rhyfelwyr said: 12-18-2008 14:57

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    I am a mushy airport who likes to touch hellhounds...
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
     

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    Mek Simmur al Ragaski said: 12-18-2008 17:12

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    Tried it again because it made me laugh first time, I got:

    1st try: drunken fighter who likes to punch cacti
    2nd try: rare hyperfur who likes to reward barney
    3rd: tit-grabbing governor who likes to knit canada

    This website must be magic!
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...
     

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    LittleGrizzly said: 12-18-2008 17:41

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    Lazy necrophiliac who likes to locate balls!

    Muscular B (female dog) who likes to break hellhounds!
    In remembrance of our great Admin Tosa Inu, A tireless worker with the patience of a saint. As long as I live I will not forget you. Thank you for everything!
     

  23. Thermal's Avatar

    Thermal said: 12-18-2008 20:24

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    also

    I am a filthy stompslut who likes to cum on lezbians

    wow this game gets cruder by the second


    others:

    im a monstrous glutton who likes to eat rice

    im a notorious porn star who likes to ride dinosaurs

    im a smelly salad buffet who likes to stab tigers

    im a boob sucking foot worshipper who likes to whollop sandwiches

    im a godly woman who likes to spill coffee on flies

    im a monstrous beauty who likes to clean mammals


    so random
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    Andres said: 12-18-2008 20:34

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    Apparently, I am a tall organ donor who likes to hit dinosaurs.
    Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy

    Ja mata, TosaInu
     

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    TevashSzat said: 12-19-2008 00:10

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    I am a robust grandmother who likes to break camels
    "I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton
     

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    CountArach said: 12-19-2008 00:18

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    I am a strange titan who likes to fight bisexuals.
    Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
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    Nothing established by violence and maintained by force, nothing that degrades humanity and is based on contempt for human personality, can endure.
     

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    caravel said: 12-19-2008 00:23

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    1) I'm a gigantic grandmother who likes to build <something I can't post here>

    2) I'm a funny punk that likes to think about ears

    3) I'm a scrawny lizard man that likes to misunderstand divas

    4) I'm a yummy website that likes to sniff <something else I can't post here>

    5) I'm a great comdom that likes to fight dildos
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    "The law is like a spider’s web. The small are caught, and the great tear it up.” - Anacharsis
     

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    Beefy187 said: 12-19-2008 00:29

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynewulf View Post
    1) I'm a gigantic grandmother who likes to build <something I can't post here>

    2) I'm a funny punk that likes to think about ears

    3) I'm a scrawny lizard man that likes to misunderstand divas

    4) I'm a yummy website that likes to sniff <something else I can't post here>

    5) I'm a great comdom that likes to fight dildos
    5th one actually makes sense... What is this??


    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?
     

  29. Thermal's Avatar

    Thermal said: 12-19-2008 01:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by TevashSzat View Post
    I am a robust grandmother who likes to break camels
    i like this one


    what would martok say
     

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    Decker said: 12-19-2008 02:13

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    This one disturbs me to no end :
    You are a well hung doughnut who likes to feed homosexuals

    Not bad... but not good either :
    You are a strong sea captain who likes to nuzzle Britney Spears

    :
    You are a quick clown who likes to run from hookers
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    All us men suffer in equal parts, it's our lot in life, and no man goes without a broken heart or a lost love. Like holding your dog as he takes his last breath and dies in your arms, it's a rite of passage. Unavoidable. And honestly, I can't imagine life without that depth of feeling.-Bierut
     
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