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  1. 12-17-2008, 18:12 #1
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    I am a large-breasted grandfather who likes to spit at animals.

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    I am a tall devil who likes to draw beavers
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    I'm a clumsy bottle of lube who likes to end the lives of hawks....
    Second time I was a clumsy virgin who likes to breed seaweed.
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    Now with transparent layers!

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  5. 12-17-2008, 19:05 #5
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    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
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    On first attempt:

    I am a bad dollar bill who likes to enhance trees.

    Obviously supernatural.
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    i am a Gigantic Hosecock Boy who likes to clean ducks



    ...

    another attempt

    i am a nice manwhore who likes to stab heroes



    ok then


    annoying music though ack!
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    "You are a shrunken man who likes to watch nipples"


    "You are a nasty bag of **** who likes to lick werewolves"

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    Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.
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    I'm a godly airport who likes to kiss pumas

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  10. 12-17-2008, 21:30 #10
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    You are a happy goliath who likes to locate bitches... well well
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    I AM SO SIGGING THE OP
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  12. 12-17-2008, 23:19 #12
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    it seems I'm also a fat deity who likes to spit at homosexuals
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    I am a tough dollar bill who likes to hug bears!
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    I'm a red Goliath who likes to punch archaeologists...
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    I'm a sexy guy who likes to feel Europe...





    ...Ah well, close enough.
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  16. 12-18-2008, 03:34 #16
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    Oh and btw, I'm also a horny lobster who likes to sleep on Bill Cosby
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    I am a penile slut who likes to smell buffalo....


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    Its almost as if the website nows me...

    I am a friendly bottle of lube that likes to conquer lesbians!

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    I am a monkey like vixen who likes to grope hippopotami?!
    2nd try: I am a strange puppet who likes to breed penises
    3rd try: I am a roasted porn star who likes to worship asexuals
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    I am a mushy airport who likes to touch hellhounds...
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    Tried it again because it made me laugh first time, I got:

    1st try: drunken fighter who likes to punch cacti
    2nd try: rare hyperfur who likes to reward barney
    3rd: tit-grabbing governor who likes to knit canada

    This website must be magic!
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    Lazy necrophiliac who likes to locate balls!

    Muscular B (female dog) who likes to break hellhounds!
    In remembrance of our great Admin Tosa Inu, A tireless worker with the patience of a saint. As long as I live I will not forget you. Thank you for everything!
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    also

    I am a filthy stompslut who likes to cum on lezbians

    wow this game gets cruder by the second


    others:

    im a monstrous glutton who likes to eat rice

    im a notorious porn star who likes to ride dinosaurs

    im a smelly salad buffet who likes to stab tigers

    im a boob sucking foot worshipper who likes to whollop sandwiches

    im a godly woman who likes to spill coffee on flies

    im a monstrous beauty who likes to clean mammals


    so random
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    Apparently, I am a tall organ donor who likes to hit dinosaurs.
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    I am a robust grandmother who likes to break camels
    "I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton
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    I am a strange titan who likes to fight bisexuals.
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    1) I'm a gigantic grandmother who likes to build <something I can't post here>

    2) I'm a funny punk that likes to think about ears

    3) I'm a scrawny lizard man that likes to misunderstand divas

    4) I'm a yummy website that likes to sniff <something else I can't post here>

    5) I'm a great comdom that likes to fight dildos
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynewulf View Post
    1) I'm a gigantic grandmother who likes to build <something I can't post here>

    2) I'm a funny punk that likes to think about ears

    3) I'm a scrawny lizard man that likes to misunderstand divas

    4) I'm a yummy website that likes to sniff <something else I can't post here>

    5) I'm a great comdom that likes to fight dildos
    5th one actually makes sense... What is this??


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    Quote Originally Posted by TevashSzat View Post
    I am a robust grandmother who likes to break camels
    i like this one


    what would martok say
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    This one disturbs me to no end :
    You are a well hung doughnut who likes to feed homosexuals

    Not bad... but not good either :
    You are a strong sea captain who likes to nuzzle Britney Spears

    :
    You are a quick clown who likes to run from hookers
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