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    Default King Of The Hill

    There's a hill and a building on it. Your supposed to conquer it by destroying the building and building your own building.

    For example (There's a hospital on the hill): I change all the medicine with cola, the patients die and the hospital's broke I build a theater on the hill.

    I build a theater on the hill.



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    Not sure how this works but i'll give it a shot:

    I urinate into the cola vendors, and customers become angry and leave. The theater has bad reputation and is forced to close. I then build a toll-toilet on top of the hill

    Toll Toilet
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane834 View Post
    Not sure how this works but i'll give it a shot:

    I urinate into the cola vendors, and customers become angry and leave. The theater has bad reputation and is forced to close. I then build a toll-toilet on top of the hill

    Toll Toilet
    I Put a timed bomb in the toilet, when it explodes someone flies up and out of the toll toilet, and health and safety close it down, i then build a new branch of tescos on the hill, in a hope to achieve world domination


    Tesco

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    Quote Originally Posted by 777Ares777 View Post
    I Put a timed bomb in the toilet, when it explodes someone flies up and out of the toll toilet, and health and safety close it down, i then build a new branch of tescos on the hill, in a hope to achieve world domination


    Tesco

    Ok:
    A professional lawyer, looking for some easy money, decides to try to earn some money by taking Tescos to court. As he inspect Tescos looking for evidence, he notices strange behaviour and realises the oranges have mind control devices in them. He takes it to court and Tescos is shut down.

    I open a orange shop (the telephone store, its ironic)
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane834 View Post

    Ok:
    A professional lawyer, looking for some easy money, decides to try to earn some money by taking Tescos to court. As he inspect Tescos looking for evidence, he notices strange behaviour and realises the oranges have mind control devices in them. He takes it to court and Tescos is shut down.

    I open a orange shop (the telephone store, its ironic)
    as a strange guy i become pregnant and develop strange cravings for mobile phones, i brake into the store and eat them all, the shop goes bankupt and my stomach rings all the time, so i set up a shop that sells rings (even more ironically)

    jewelers

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    I open Supermarket and your shop bunkrupts

    I build Supermarket
    Last edited by General SupaCrunk; 12-18-2008 at 22:51.



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    Quote Originally Posted by GSC View Post
    I open Supermarket and your shop bunkrupts

    I build Supermarket
    The government decides to crack down on businesses who refuse to use the new name for supermarkets, Insane834ISCOOL, you business is shut down by the government and Insane834 sets church which sells holy relics.
    'It is not anger that drives me to destroy the Egyptian empire, but the promise of gold, a throne, and of all the ruling Pharaoh's concubines in a single night'
    -Me sacking the Egyptian cities...

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    If ya don't know have to play look it in here: http://forum.agecommunity.com/forums...howThread.aspx

    What is Tesco?
    Last edited by General SupaCrunk; 12-18-2008 at 22:36.



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    tesco is a massive supermarket chain in the UK
    Last edited by Thermal; 12-18-2008 at 22:38.

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