OOC Thread and Chatroom

[Iskander 3.1]

I get off early though

This along with deflowering....sorry it's too easy.

[Tiberius Claudius Marcellus]

Bean, I'm hurt.....truly hurt that you can't stand being close to me? That's not what you told me before ;-)

Scapula, I believe, was MotH for.......Quaestor Caius Aurelius Cotta in the Legio II Latium when he fought 2 Epirote armies in Illyria Hellenike........so, you would be part of that legion - I believe. I may be wrong. But, It looks like his Tribuni are full at the moment. Maybe you can get a spot with them when he takes his own Prov. Legion and a spot opens there - that is, if you want to stay with him. I believe that right now the Legio I Apulia has an opening since Consul, Dux Publius Atilius Regulus assumed his new command.

[SwissBarbar]

Welcome Iskander II

Sure you can join with us at Legio II, if you like, when the spot is open.

[/Bean\]

No Iskanders guy was from Cicero, Mini's guy was the Legio II one. So I guess you might be in the Legio I already or your in city somewhere...?

@TCM, well I don't like to let my true feelings be shown too often...even though thats a complete lie and everyone knows it ...I'd prefer it if you could keep your 'dagger' to yourself, and TCV needs to take more time in his deflowering. It's well worth it

Oh, and can legion commanders PM me with the details of their legion...I've forgotten to update the Campus Martius in a while and I'm a bit lost of whose where. Ta

[everyone]

For roleplay purposes, does anybody know what legion my character (Sextvs Cornelivs Scapvla) was fighting with, and whom he was fighting against, when he received his promotion?

well.....he's just from Legio I, or more specifically adopted from the time Manius Claudius was stationed in Segestica. I haven't made an IC background, you can make one for Scapula (when OOC I'll use their cognomens), but if concerns Cicero in any IC way, I think you might want to PM me to see if Cicero agrees with the story you made for Scapula

[The Celtic Viking]

You both realize you're going straight to Hel when you die, right? No fun in Valhall for you, Blasphemers! You will dread the day when Ragnarök comes.

[mini]

SNAP!

[Iskander 3.1]

He was in the city of Segestica acting as governor but he's moving towards Rome now. It would make sense to keep him in Legio I since that's where he started so I'll go ahead and place an application in the Campvs Martivs.

[/Bean\]

You will dread the day when Ragnarök comes.

That's ok,my very good friend Mr C. Norris will kick his arse, like so:

Ragnarök >> << Mr C. Norris

[SwissBarbar]

Ragnarök is not a person, it's kind of Judgment Day i wonder how chuck norris would do against Jörmungandr or Fenrir

I mean - compare:

Chuck:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Jörmungandr (and yes...its the nice one on the right..):

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Fenrir:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

yes your right, I was leaning towards Ragnarok but after those pictures I put all my money on Chuck Norris. I mean look at his quiet intensity, I almost soiled myself

[Potocello]

My money is on Chuck, i mean c'mon just watch Delta Force...

[Mooks]

Ragnarök is not a person, it's kind of Judgment Day i wonder how chuck norris would do against Jörmungandr or Fenrir

He would completely pwn them.

[The Celtic Viking]

Chuck Norris may have been fun before, but now he is boring. Seriously, done to death. Let him rest in peace, please.

Swiss is quite right, though. Ragnarök is the final battle - and the events leading up to it - between the gods and heroes of Valhall against the gathered forces of Loke. There is no escape from it: all you can do is pick a side. Since you're going against me, you're going with Loke, and that means you will lose. Loke will be slain by Tyr, the sun devoured by Midgårdsormen, the world will be sunk under water until it re-emerges, fertilized and green once more, with a new sun born by the old right before it was swallowed, and only a few gods and two humans will survive. The future does not look good for you, foolish human.

[/Bean\]

I shotgun one of the two humans. Beat that! I also give the second place to Swiss. Muahahhaaa! The we shall rule the world!

Anyway, I dont see any Fenrir facts like:

When Fenrir works out, he doesn't push up, he pushes the Earth down,

Or Fenrir is the only man who can slam a revolving door

[The Celtic Viking]

That's because Fenrisulven is a bloody wolf, and a huge one at that. He has no need for it; his strength is backed up by action, not fairy tales.

Sorry to say it though, you won't be one of the humans. Those places have already been taken. What their names are I do not remember though, for I don't bother much with the business of humans. It bores me; I operate on a much higher level than that.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Just because I looked those names up in my HUGE mythology book, the two humans are Lif (the guy I think), and Lifthrasir (I am gonna assume this is a girl).

Hey TCV you seem to know a lot about this, there is something in this book about Naglfar, a ship made of dead men’s toenails. Is that true? Other than that lot of hardcore stuff, lot of skull splitting and gods being swallowed whole, probably the most gory/awesome Final battle I know about.

[Tiberius Claudius Marcellus]

That's because Fenrisulven is a bloody wolf, and a huge one at that.

I'd wager that Sesshomaru and certainly Inutaisho/Tounga could have an excellent battle with this overgrown lap dog. Perhaps even InuYasha and his entire crew + Tetsusaiga could beat him

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

well considering Fenrisulven manages to kill the KING of the norse pantheon I would say whoever goes up against him is screwed, utterly.

[The Celtic Viking]

Just because I looked those names up in my HUGE mythology book, the two humans are Lif (the guy I think), and Lifthrasir (I am gonna assume this is a girl).

Hey TCV you seem to know a lot about this, there is something in this book about Naglfar, a ship made of dead men’s toenails. Is that true? Other than that lot of hardcore stuff, lot of skull splitting and gods being swallowed whole, probably the most gory/awesome Final battle I know about.

Lif (transl. "life") and Lifthrasir (transl. "the one who clings to life"), that's right. Thank you. You're spot on with the genders as well.

As for Naglfar, yup, that's right. It brings in reinforcements for Loke in Ragnarök. What do you need me for?

well considering Fenrisulven manages to kill the KING of the norse pantheon I would say whoever goes up against him is screwed, utterly.

Well, to be fair Oden's power was more in wisdom, poetry and knowledge than battle, though his skills in the latter still cannot be underestimated. His sons would be the ones to kill Fenrisulven.

I'd wager that Sesshomaru and certainly Inutaisho/Tounga could have an excellent battle with this overgrown lap dog. Perhaps even InuYasha and his entire crew + Tetsusaiga could beat him

"Overgrown lapdog"? Your underestimation of his size is terrifying. He is huge. I doubt very much those people you speak of could beat him. Regardless, it is all a pointless discussion: be they humans they will fight each other, be they something else they will die regardless of who kills them. So it is foretold, so it is to be.

[desert]

It's true. Ragnarok is officially the awesomest apocalypse ever!

http://www.cracked.com/article_14977_p5.html

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

As for Naglfar, yup, that's right. It brings in reinforcements for Loke in Ragnarök. What do you need me for?

Still though toenails? if this was anyone but a bunch of awesome vikings I would assume it was a joke

[SwissBarbar]

Maybe we have to post a better pic of Fenrisulven to show how big he is.

<-- Chuck

[/Bean\]

Is that it? Chuck Norris would roundhouse his arse back to the stone age!

Also, Swiss has my instant vote for March, hands down.

[The Celtic Viking]

Still though toenails? if this was anyone but a bunch of awesome vikings I would assume it was a joke

Yes, toenails. You'd better believe it!

I've got some bad news, though: my EB comp is in trouble again. I don't know how long it will take to fix it this time, but hopefully it won't be too long. Perhaps Cicero could act as both while I'm gone from actual play?

[/Bean\]

Whats wrong with it this time?

[mini]

it seems to be goign rather slow atm or am i wrong?

[everyone]

yeah, same for WotB; I suppose everybody else is busy now. I-K didn't conclude WotB's council session until today; TCV's EB computer is busted and navarro is occupied with RL stuff so he couldn't move Blasio throughout the past few turns.
anyway even if I take over as temporary CoF, I can't end the turn until around 20 hours later because I am exhausted now and have yet another long day at school; and I have done 6 "angry sighs" since I started typing the post

[/Bean\]

I can't do anything...I'm waiting for the next turn to end..and I want Legio III out of my damn city already...what's keeping Potocello?

Everyone, seeing as your the only high office guy online atm, would it be possible to make an IC decree that would force Legio III to leave Epidamnos? So that I can roleplay it? Then I'll put it in the stories thread and stuff. Would it be IC legal?

[Tiberius Claudius Marcellus]

I haven't the foggiest what's going on w/ the Legio III atm......I'll send him a PM

that would NOT be legal Bean if it violates Potocello's SOT post. I personally, can be moved by COF/COL; but not him or his legion.