OOC Thread and Chatroom

[Tiberius Claudius Marcellus]

Sounds good to me Navarro. We know you would never cheat us in this game. You've done a heck of a job making this game and it's been a blast and honor to be able to play it and play with all of you fine people. It's just the I/C bit where we think you're a tyrant! (Well, I don't think you're one anymore since you stepped down) Glad to have you back.

[navarro951]

haha well thats good to know and I am very grateful of your appreciation. All blasio was trying to do was what Caesar was trying to do. Get things done quickly and simply on his word without discussion, but advice, and then step down. I suppose at least I am glad to not of been stabbed over 60 times in the middle of the Curia

[mini]

Who says we haven't been planning that?

[everyone]

yes, and now that Blasio is in Rome, he's got an even higher chance of being stabbed by our representatives over little things like the colour of socks he's wearing.

[Mooks]

Legio I is...its the Legio III thats doing nothing and eating all my food

If you and everyone didnt make such a stupid ingame script move this whole thing wouldnt have happened. I dont know why navarro even allowed it. Its obvios it was made for the sole benefit of yourself.

[everyone]

what script move.
and if it's about the event 2, bean's still not profiting from it. and, if the AI is dumb/smart enough to cross the straits of Messena, something secret that bean doesn't know would happen.
anyway, you should learn to keep IC apart from OOC; what's happening to legio III and II or whatever shouldn't effect your opinion of the players who play the characters that control those legions.

[/Bean\]

We might as well give ourselves up, Everyone. I think Mooks has figured out that we're planning to rewrite all the scripts to create a super-PBM that only we two will be able to play, where everybody hates everyone else and constantly tries to kill each other while you and I rule over everything...

[everyone]

yes, in fact, according to the script, Cicero transforms into a Bartixian death ray-wielding UFO which hovers over Rome, commanding all of its troops.

[/Bean\]

Please....not bartix...

[everyone]

fine. Cicero shall transform into 10 robot howitzers then.

[/Bean\]

Ah, Plan B, eh?

[navarro951]

yes and blasio will turn into a hypnotist wielding the mighty power of propaganda. ALL WILL KNO THE NAME OF CALIFORNIA CHEESE AND HAPPY COWS!

[/Bean\]

ALL WILL KNO THE NAME OF CALIFORNIA CHEESE AND HAPPY COWS!ALL WILL KNO THE NAME OF CALIFORNIA CHEESE AND HAPPY COWS!ALL WILL KNO THE NAME OF CALIFORNIA CHEESE AND HAPPY COWS!ALL WILL KNO THE NAME OF CALIFORNIA CHEESE AND HAPPY COWS!

Wow it really works

[navarro951]

hahaha nice...off to work yall, short day (ya a freakin miracle), so ill be back at 1200 Pacific.

[Tiberius Claudius Marcellus]

I'm not sensing a plot, its just the way the dice fell that they get the benefit of this particular event. Let's create our own and submit it for voting or to navarro to implement for everyone to take part in. Oh, and we'll get our House soon enough, Mooks and Potocello. Then the real fun can begin!

[/Bean\]

Not before us , muhahaha

Anyway, there is no plot. The fact that Legio I went to Gaul has nothing to do with favourites or anything. They were a free legion, closest to the destination, and at the time under the command of TCV. It just so happens he's Consul now and relieved of command by Everyone, who has carried on the plan.

Unless I'm mistaken, weren't the Legio III either meant to go north or go to Sicily? So really that's not our fault that hasn't happened and the Legio III isn't getting any action. I don't see how I can be blamed for anything anyway. How am I profitting?

Let me know of any event ideas you come up with, TCM. I like events.

[Tiberius Claudius Marcellus]

Where is the Pomoerium? I need to look up Dentatus' information for a post; but it seems to be gone

[/Bean\]

Near the bottom

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=111397

[Tiberius Claudius Marcellus]

Thanks! Oh, btw, I hope your friend Balbatus survives.

[/Bean\]

Of course he will. Did I mention he's from Steeltopia, the land where people have metal skin?

[Iskander 3.1]

WISCONSIN CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tiberius Claudius Marcellus]

Of course he will. Did I mention he's from Steeltopia, the land where people have metal skin?

Too bad he doesn't have steel teeth

[SwissBarbar]

SWISS CHEESE is the best anyway

[Tiberius Claudius Marcellus]

SWISS CHEESE is the best anyway

Gross, I'm a cheddar man myself. I prefer very sharp white or yellow cheddar - especially the good imported stuff from England. I have been known to snack on a good brie, spanish manchego, and fromage de chevre from time to time.

[/Bean\]

Did I mention I live in Plymouth? (Thats near Cheddar Gordge for all you thick American kids...

[navarro951]

haha hey i happen to be a slim 140 pound american so ha!

[/Bean\]

Thick does not mean fat...this is embarrassing

[navarro951]

lol well in california thick is good lookin on a girl depending on what kind of thick. but on a guy, for the most part, i think most would just say fat

[Tiberius Claudius Marcellus]

Hehe, yeah, thick can be good on a girl; but Bean means 'thick' as in 'dense' or 'mentally slow' (read: stupid)

[/Bean\]

Your a very backwards people That's great! Keep up the good work of screwing up our language!

It doesn't here ...I'll stop now