Left Handed Units?

Who knew there were so many left handed people about these days? If I had known I would have bought better locks. I kid, I kid. It isn't like I blame you for being left handed, after all you were born that way. Maybe one day they might find a cure.

Left handed people must be one of the few groups a man can insult nowadays without being too politically incorrect. Them and the gingers.

Also I hope all you left handed types realise I'm joking. I don't want you using evil magiks to kill me in my sleep. (Still joking, please don't take me seriously)