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  1. 12-31-2008, 20:29 #1
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    Default If Andrew Jackson and General Patton Had a Baby

    I would marry it no matter the gender
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    Might I ask why you admire a man who defied the US Supreme Court as well as a multitude of treaties and forcibly removed thousands of Native Americans at the behest of wealthy landowners who wanted the land for themselves?
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    That baby would smack the delivering doctor when it was born...
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    I think this tops my plan to name my child "Blackbeard", no matter the gender.
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    That baby would smack the delivering doctor when it was born...
    For taking so damn long.
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    Clearly, it would result in pearl-handled spam.

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