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**Diana Abnoba** · 04-12-2009, 03:40

Originally Posted by Beefy187

Vegie for beefy Vegie for beefy!

Okay vegie. What kind do you want? Do we need anything else?

**Beefy187** · 04-12-2009, 08:05

Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba

Okay vegie. What kind do you want? Do we need anything else?

Caesar salad and a Martini. Dry

More realistic choice would be any vegies which is soft and chewy.

**Askthepizzaguy** · 05-05-2009, 00:09

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**Diana Abnoba** · 05-05-2009, 02:01

I think that the Star Wars game would make a good large game also. I would like to try a smaller game this time, so maybe the Valentine's one or which ever one that you want (you are the host, it's your game, so do what you want). Let me know what you decide and I will sign up.

**Beefy187** · 05-05-2009, 02:59

I am much better Star Wars nerd then a Simpsons Fan

Starwars will be great

**Askthepizzaguy** · 07-02-2009, 00:24

Askthepizzaguy presents: Ask the pizza guy.

In our first installment, Beskar asks:

Beskar: Who is "Askthepizzaguy in drag"?

Askthepizzaguy: *sigh* A LONG time ago, I was part of the Last of the Romans game. TheFlax was playing the Princess, daughter of the Byzantine emperor, and so his avatar was a female. So, as a joke, I decided to make an account for myself so I could run around in drag. And then I forgot the password. So now, anyone who tries to send me a PM, sees "Askthepizzaguy" and "Askthepizzaguy in drag", and it will never ever go away. The joke, as they say, was on me.

Stunningly hilarious. So just remember that sad tale every time you send me a PM, and chuckle at my expense.

I'll take further questions.

**Cultured Drizzt fan** · 07-02-2009, 00:29

I would love to hear if there is a story behind this, or if it was just a boredom induced rampage!

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Biggus Dickus Maximus (Askthepizzaguy)
Dictator Perpetuo

Owned Settlements:
Wome and Jewusalem

Woman Armies:
An all-woman batallion consisting of the ones that wank the highest in all of Wome!

Miscellaneous
He's the size of a Dachschund, and he's hungry.

every time I go in the SOT thread I see this and just get drawn to it.... its like a car crash....

**Askthepizzaguy** · 07-02-2009, 00:35

I can't even see the post anymore because it's been deleted.

Biggus Dickus
the name of a Roman in the Life of Brian Monty Python movie.

Wome and Jewusalem
How Biggus Dickus pronounces Rome and Jerusalem.

Woman armies
Roman armies.

An all-woman batallion consisting of the ones that wank the highest in all of Wome!
An all Roman batallion consisting of the ones that rank the highest in all of Rome.

Miscellaneous: He's the size of a Dachschund, and he's hungry.
Referring to the size of Biggus Dickus. He's a pretty large bearded dude.

And yes, I was really bored that day and I wanted to spread some chuckles around. The post was promptly deleted. Thank you for reviving it from the netherworld.

**Cultured Drizzt fan** · 07-02-2009, 00:37

yes, kind of a moderator helper there (although I don't do much) and I can see all of the deleted posts.
It is pretty humorous though!

(I REALLY need to see The life of Brian movie.....)

**Askthepizzaguy** · 07-02-2009, 05:43

I wouldn't mind being an assistant mod. I am one over at TWC, and I'm pretty much the only one who is moderating the mafia section as the official moderator hasn't been seen there in a while. (Jubal_Barca)

**Iskander 3.1** · 07-09-2009, 01:53

Alright, I think I'll take a seat here in the corner.
Here's my question:
Just what is the sound of one hand clapping?

**Askthepizzaguy** · 07-10-2009, 00:53

Just what is the sound of one hand clapping?

*slaps Iskander in the face*

**Askthepizzaguy** · 07-23-2009, 16:30

Sorry to spam my own thread, but those of you who are interested and signed up here to be invited to Capo di Tutti Capi III... the game is getting ready to start! Don't miss out, even if you don't play mafia often... even if you've never played mafia...

If you don't know what it is, just ask!