I decided, at some point (must be stupidity induced by euphoria), that I'd make my 2000 post, in here, this thread, of all places.

I contemplated for quite sometime (this is within what is "quite sometime" within my head - for many of you, this is not very long at all) as to etch into history on this momentous occiasion for myself. However, I am unable to think of anything and have thus wasted what might have been an incredible post at any other given time of deep, reverberating, intelligent thought.

Instead, I have created this waste of space, which is, under many circumstances, considered spam. However, du to the nature of the post, poster, and thread in which it was made, the ingredients necessary for spam are not present, thus negating me spamming at all.

I have, in light of this dilemma, created a new phrase to accomadting what would normally be spamming in an area that lacks said ingredients to do so.

ATPGing, or Pizzaguying

As we know, spam is created from a mishmash of ingredients no sane person would eat or tolerate where they to be separated and taken individualy. Thus, what happens when you take one ingredient post, one ingredient sensless post, and a ton of toppings that rightfull belong on a pizza and put them in a blender, with the lid off, on puree?

Either a gory mess or a frankenstein parody of the gingerbreadman - the Pizzaguy. Utterly useless in conception, completely redundant in use, distrubingly tasty, oddly well constructed, inherently faulty in creation, the Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, or Pizzaguying has surpassed spam in lack of purpose but has it exceed it where spam has always fallen short.

No, not substance, nor reduncy. No, Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, or Pizzaguying is monumental in exquisite construction and taste. And no, not in actual taste, for one does not eat Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, or Pizzaguying, for it is an idea, not an actual thig to eat - if it was, it would border on cannabilism for a select few people (although it might be argued that meatlovers pizza's are different enough from veggie pizzas to allow for some discrepency).

But rather in the artful, luxurious sense of being absolutely beautiful and stunning while at the same time being only ephermically helpful. Many Pizzaguy, to pizzaguy, pizzaguying's are extremely long, and are in general filled with either dark, sardonic accusations or stuffed with light hearted humor (depends on how you like your crust).

So thus, I congratulate you, sir ATPG, on developing and continuing to refine your Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, Pizzaguying skills. The world would try to be a lot less articulate without you.