Pizzaguy's Corner

**Askthepizzaguy** · 04-04-2009, 15:58

The Committee Council Commission for the Chamber Of Consultants who represent the Task Force of the Agency Board Division for the Office Of Appointment of the Service Department of the Tribunal Bureau for the Confederation of Ineffective and Failed Townies Association Alliance Affiliation Partnership Anonymous.

Or FTAA for short. It's spelled just how it sounds: "f'taaah". Say it; it's fun to say. "f'taaah!"

Greetings, fellow failed townie committee peoples. I hereby smash the smiley gavel

and bring to order the first meeting of the commiseration of townie failures. We will hold meetings here at Pizzaguy's corner, because it makes no sense to spam all kinds of new threads when I'm not doing a whole lot with my own. So far, all the committee members are attending. Grand Magistrate of the "Reading of Last Week's Minutes" Committee, would you please read off the minutes from last week's meeting? Oh wait, I'm the Grand Magistrate. Okay let me find the minutes from last week's meeting.... let's see... where did I put.... ok here it is:

"twelve".

There, that's how many minutes it took. Although I can't find any other records from last week's meeting because we didn't have a meeting last week. Committee Council Commission Chairman, would you please open the floor to discuss why we didn't have a meeting last week? Oh yeah, we didn't form the Committee Council Commission until just a few minutes ago. Grand Admiral for the association of amalgamated administrators for the task force of reading the attendance list, would you please take attendance? *puts on a different hat* Yes, Committee Council Commission Chairman, I will do so. All who are present say "aye". *takes off the hat and sits in a vacant seat* "Aye" *puts the hat back on and stands at the podium*

Okay, so Councilman Pizzaguy is present. All members are accounted for, Committee Council Commission Chairman. Shall we sing the official song of the The Committee Council Commission for the Chamber Of Consultants who represent the Task Force of the Agency Board Division for the Office Of Appointment of the Service Department of the Tribunal Bureau for the Confederation of Ineffective and Failed Townies Association Alliance Affiliation Partnership Anonymous?

*sits down in a vacant chair in the front row*

I don't have one prepared, so I will just make one up on the spot. *ahem*

"The Official Song of the committee council yada yada yada...."

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

All right, that's enough, councilman. This is starting to freak me out. When do you suppose we will get more members, Grand Admiral for the... attendance thingy? Hello? Ok apparently the Grand Admiral is passed out in his official senior committee member chair. Well, I am sure more members will show up soon.

*sound of crickets chirping*

*sound of wolf howling in the distance*

*sound of a pin dropping*

*sound of a paramecium farting*

That's fine! No, that's just fine! I'll run this committee and all 127 senior membership positions by myself! You don't think I can do it? Huh? Huh? I think you've forgotten just how crazy I am!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Meeting adjourned.

**Caius** · 04-04-2009, 16:30

I am Caius the German, notable Senator in the Council of the People, expelled after speaking like a true senator, living in Central Gallia, thinking about Capitalism.

That's my new title for teh Failed Townie Association.

**Askthepizzaguy** · 04-04-2009, 16:39

We will have our meetings here because social groups don't notify you when someone posts a message.

But I formed a social group for failed townies anyway.

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 04-04-2009, 16:48

What type of Pizza do you like

?

**Askthepizzaguy** · 04-04-2009, 16:52

The Committee Commission Chairman does not recognize the noble Warman8888_888_88888888888 at this time.

*throws an entire cake made out of warmans (8 of them, to be precise) directly at antiwarmancake.

In order to be recognized, you must say "aye" or make up a funny sounding title for yourself. For example, the chairman of the "Commission for the Committee of Inquiry into the salty nature of cashews and the mysteriousness of milk, and also, funny hats, association."

**Beefy187** · 04-05-2009, 01:07

I, sir Beefy of Beefdom proudly will proudly present him self to you. I am the master of unintentional WIFOM and false logic, being awarded with the honorable title / nickname "The food for the party".

While I do not enjoy it, I often end up being lynched, hanged and burned for the beefsteak I produce when being lynched.

I offer my service in the FTAA to improve my self to a better being and hopefully promote my self from beef steak to Beef Steak with mashroom sauce.

I bow to the founder