I, sir Beefy of Beefdom proudly will proudly present him self to you. I am the master of unintentional WIFOM and false logic, being awarded with the honorable title / nickname "The food for the party".

While I do not enjoy it, I often end up being lynched, hanged and burned for the beefsteak I produce when being lynched.

I offer my service in the FTAA to improve my self to a better being and hopefully promote my self from beef steak to Beef Steak with mashroom sauce.

I bow to the founder