Come one, come all, members of the Settlement Game, to the Failed Townies Anonymous Association. Membership is very, very secret. So secret that it's actually public knowledge, which is more like the reverse of "secret". But that's just to throw them off and make them THINK they know who is part of the FTAA. Little do they realize they actually had the correct information all along. Is this Wine In Front Of Me? There's only one way to find out: I'll drink the wine I poured. THIS is how committed I am to secrecy.


*falls over dead*