Whither the War on Christmas?

[KukriKhan]

America is less (or not at all) afraid of the big, bad Islamic boogeyman anymore. Bill did it all by himself, of course; just ask 'im.*

So, the war was won. However, the counterinsurgency against Kwanzaa continues. Today was Umoja (unity). Tomorrow is Kujichagulia (self-determination). Sunday will bring Ujima (Collective Work and Responsibility)...

What Kwanzaa needs, in my opinion, is a Clement Clarke Moore (the T'was the Night Before Christmas guy) to write a stirring, emotional piece, and a Santa-type figure - a human face with nothing but the best intentions, giving away free stuff. I wonder... how would Mr. Obama look in a beard and red suit? Hmmm...

*o'course the right drugs at the right place, at the right time helps.:)

[lars573]

Look no firther than Futurama and Kwanza-bot.

Seen here with his holiday trinity members Hanukka Zombie and Santa Claus.

[Idaho]

"Sacred Christian Holiday" ...lulz....

It's been a festival of getting pissed and eating too much and giving each other prezzies for over 2000 years. The Christians made a decent attempt to nick it a few times - but they just don't have the goodies on their side.

[Proletariat]

I think this 'war' pretty much just engaged Bill O'Reilly and a few other hysterical drama mongers in the media and on the internet.