Complete the sentence

**coalition** · 12-27-2008, 05:53

It's simple, complete what the previous poster had wrote down. Maximum 10 words. It can be anything related, from Total War to Politics. Please bring a sense of humour. End your sentence with a .... (To make it easier that you want the sentence completed or trying to bring up something new).

I'll kick things off:

Creative Assembly has ceased making Empire Total War! Because.....

**Beefy187** · 12-28-2008, 02:38

can't let this die without a post

Creative Assembly has ceased making Empire Total War! Because they failed to turn super Saiyan

Next one

Everyone loves Pizza guy because...

**Thermal** · 12-28-2008, 05:53

Everyone loves Pizza guy because his murdering cannibalistic ways are as great as role models go

I got lost in my house yesterday because

**Lemur** · 12-28-2008, 05:55

I lost my house because I can't remember where I put it.

"That's not my baboon," Professor Kumquat screamed, thrusting his fist ...

**Thermal** · 12-28-2008, 05:58

"That's not my baboon," Professor Kumquat screamed, thrusting his fist into a nearby railway, therefore losing his whole arm

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear....