Complete the sentence

[coalition]

It's simple, complete what the previous poster had wrote down. Maximum 10 words. It can be anything related, from Total War to Politics. Please bring a sense of humour. End your sentence with a .... (To make it easier that you want the sentence completed or trying to bring up something new).

I'll kick things off:

Creative Assembly has ceased making Empire Total War! Because.....

[Beefy187]

can't let this die without a post

Creative Assembly has ceased making Empire Total War! Because they failed to turn super Saiyan

Next one

Everyone loves Pizza guy because...

[Thermal]

Everyone loves Pizza guy because his murdering cannibalistic ways are as great as role models go

I got lost in my house yesterday because

[Lemur]

I lost my house because I can't remember where I put it.

"That's not my baboon," Professor Kumquat screamed, thrusting his fist ...

[Thermal]

"That's not my baboon," Professor Kumquat screamed, thrusting his fist into a nearby railway, therefore losing his whole arm


Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear....

[coalition]

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear now get me a beer and STFU.

I think the moderators on this forum...

[Thermal]

I think the moderators on this forum are sweet and huggable

I hear smoking is now the most

[coalition]

I hear smoking is now the most safest way to avoid pregnancy.

Masturbating with tabasco sauce is really....

[Thermal]

Masturbating with tabasco sauce is really the kind of thing druged up aeroplanetronic wiz-kids do in there eighties

Eating peoples knobbed ice head drop troll pops

[Megas Methuselah]

Eating peoples knobbed ice head drop troll pops doesn't make much sense.

777Ares777 is poorly and ridiculously

[Askthepizzaguy]

777Ares777 is poorly and ridiculously endowed.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Seriously, check it out, I've seen raisinettes with more girth. The tiny, tiny thing flaps in the breeze, but only on a subatomic level.

Wait... Which Ares??? OH! OH!!! OH THAT ARES!!! Sorry, my mistake. He's actually built like a Tyrannosaurus Rex. He could demolish entire buildings with his gigantic appendage, and when he sees Lois Griffin from Family Guy it blocks out the sun.

I like to suffocate weasels inside my bowel because...

[Lemur]

I like to suffocate weasels inside my bowel because that's how a stone-cold playa rolls in ancient Carthage when he's down with Baal-Hammon.

"How does that feel?" I asked Lucinda, as I twirled my fingers in her ...

[Thermal]

"How does that feel?" I asked Lucinda, as I twirled my fingers in her sniveled prune, "it feels like a mojo flap is eating my hip"

NO! John and the dragon seduced a flying

[Askthepizzaguy]

NO! John and the dragon seduced a flying Daffodil. The Dragon was all up in it's biz-ness and John went down like a cracker with a busted cap in his head, and theys was all like "psshhhh" yeah, plus I got fitty cent on the box, with tunes yo. no what I is sayin, playa? I was like "ahhh" because that was some mad shizzle. Fo real, aiiiiight?

I shoved my genitalia inside a blender last week because....

[a completely inoffensive name]

I shoved my genitalia inside a blender last week because I wanted to compare the pain with the same experiment I had with the toaster last week.

The admin/mod I dislike the most is....

[Askthepizzaguy]

The admin/mod I dislike the most is all the moderators in the Frontroom.

They were all sired by goats, and yes, they do worship the devil. They steal babies from cribs and candy from babies, and cribs from department stores that give away free candy. They like to re-enact the Civil War, always on the side of the Confederacy! They are secret Nazis and secret Muslims at the same time! They personally killed Christ and gave people herpes! They are genetically engineering cows that don't produce milk to replace all the dairy cows they steal, just to confuse farmers! They are the Masons AND the Society of the Black Hand, plus they eat caribou when it is impolite to do so. They smell of rancid milk and consume vast quantities of eel. They dress as the grim reaper every day of the year except Halloween, and then on Halloween they dress as Barney the Purple Dinosaur. I will personally visit every one of their graves and dig them up, tear open their coffins, and flatulate to the point of diarrhea on each of their faces!!!! I waft my private parts at their aunties and make castanets out of their genitalia already! Their mother was a hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries!!! They listen to Britney Spears and dress like Paris Hilton, except they all wear frilly panties!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Just kidding!!! Just kidding!!! Please have mercy and a sense of humor, I beg of thee!!!

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[Megas Methuselah]

Uh... Right.

"That's not my baboon," Professor Kumquat screamed, thrusting his fist ...

"How does that feel?" I asked Lucinda, as I twirled my fingers in her ...

Oh noes, a moderator is descending to the lowly level of debauchery and perversion shown only in the 3-word-story! O tempora, o mores! Lucinda was sweating profusely, and screaming in...

[coalition]

Bumped.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Bumped... my car into a parking meter, broke it and had free parking for the day until the officer gave me a $1400 ticket.

[Rhyfelwyr]

ACIN was formerly known as...

[rasoforos]

ACIN was formerly known as... ....A Completely Inadequate Nanny

Everyone in the Frontroom likes to...

[Rhyfelwyr]

Everyone in the Frontroom likes to eat massive spam sandwiches while spamming relentlessly.

Spam tastes great especially when...

[Thermal]

Spam tastes great especially when you don't eat it.


Stop talking to me you creeps....

[Hooahguy]

Stop talking to me you creeps.... especially 777Ares777...

Ya'll need a boost, because...

[Thermal]

Ya'll need a boost, because your too small to reach the chair by yourself!


...Burp*

[Abokasee]

Nom Nom Nom Nom, Glug Glug ...Burp!

If a butter fly flaps its wing in China...

[Hooahguy]

If a butter fly flaps its wing in China... then is eaten by a chinamen.

The boy went to the store...

[coalition]

If a butter fly flaps its wing in China... then is eaten by a chinamen.

The boy went to the store...

The boy went to the store to buy some Ciggies and condoms.

The boy then smoked all the ciggies and....

[ConnMon]

The boy then smoked all the ciggies and attempted to smoke the condoms.

He saw a hobo outside the store and...

[coalition]

The boy then smoked all the ciggies and attempted to smoke the condoms.

He saw a hobo outside the store and...

But seeing the boy smoked, he got high, thus seeing the hobo as a really hot chick, he then.....