Complete the sentence

**a completely inoffensive name** · 12-30-2008, 10:07

I shoved my genitalia inside a blender last week because I wanted to compare the pain with the same experiment I had with the toaster last week.

The admin/mod I dislike the most is....

**Askthepizzaguy** · 12-30-2008, 10:24

The admin/mod I dislike the most is all the moderators in the Frontroom.

They were all sired by goats, and yes, they do worship the devil. They steal babies from cribs and candy from babies, and cribs from department stores that give away free candy. They like to re-enact the Civil War, always on the side of the Confederacy! They are secret Nazis and secret Muslims at the same time! They personally killed Christ and gave people herpes! They are genetically engineering cows that don't produce milk to replace all the dairy cows they steal, just to confuse farmers! They are the Masons AND the Society of the Black Hand, plus they eat caribou when it is impolite to do so. They smell of rancid milk and consume vast quantities of eel. They dress as the grim reaper every day of the year except Halloween, and then on Halloween they dress as Barney the Purple Dinosaur. I will personally visit every one of their graves and dig them up, tear open their coffins, and flatulate to the point of diarrhea on each of their faces!!!! I waft my private parts at their aunties and make castanets out of their genitalia already! Their mother was a hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries!!! They listen to Britney Spears and dress like Paris Hilton, except they all wear frilly panties!!!

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**Megas Methuselah** · 12-30-2008, 11:10

Uh... Right.

Originally Posted by Lemur

"That's not my baboon," Professor Kumquat screamed, thrusting his fist ...

"How does that feel?" I asked Lucinda, as I twirled my fingers in her ...

Oh noes, a moderator is descending to the lowly level of debauchery and perversion shown only in the 3-word-story! O tempora, o mores! Lucinda was sweating profusely, and screaming in...