I'll have a go at adding in a few helpful hints.
*Warning: Any and all advice contained within this post is used on the battlefield at your own risk. Sir Beane will not be held responsible for loss of limb, life or overseas colonies as a result of this advice.*
Campaign Map Strategy
*When in India, do as the Mughal's do. Load your armies so full of elephants with various artillery pieces strapped to them that the passing of your force causes the ground to crack and buckle, and all that is left after you pass is a new, rather pungent, mountain.
*When in a long-term alliance with a trusted ally be sure to attack them as soon as possible. Do you really think the A.I won't go for you at some point? It's a Total War game!
*The most strategically important location on the map is always Iceland. Take it and fillt it full of every man you have. I personally gurantee you will never lose a fight. Indeed you will probably never even take part in a fight, or even see any enemy soldiers.
*Contrary to popular belief you cannot identify a french spy by the fact that he carries around garlic and wears a beret. Do not rely on this as a way to background check your King's servants.
*When playing as the British don't wait for those Yanks to get uppity. Torch the whole place and go and take somewhere less ungrateful, like Norway.
Land Battle Tactics
*When marching into position on the battlemap make sure that your formation resembles a comical image, such as a duck. The enemy commander will be so busy laughing he won't notice you just took the one and only hill on the map and filled it full of cannon.
*When fighting the French don't expect them to run away or surrender when you yell at them loudly. Actual french soldiers are much less stereotypical and a lot more bloodthirsty.
*When playing Empire do not attempt to set up your forces like you saw in the promotional screenshot. The men in the first two rows will really appreciate not having the back of their head ventilated by an ally in row four.
*If the enemy is fielding elephants and you don't have any you have already lost, so why not have fun? Use your artillery to shoot your own men in creative ways, try and get the bodies to spell out a humorous word or phrase. Bonus points if you spell it in the enemies native language.
Naval Tactics
*For the duration of the battle make sure that you talk in a steretypical pirate accent.
"Trust me, me hearties! It'll improve your fightin' and drinkin' skill better 'n fancy landlubber things like 'tactics' and 'not fighting drunk'.
*Rum!
*More of the above!
*If you followed the previous two tips correctly then you shouldn't actually be able to read this.
*Endeavor to have your ships located on top of rather than below the water.
*Make sure you point all the cannons outwards, rather than inwards.
*Do not under any circumstances walk into the magazine room 'for a quick smoke'.
*If there is water on the inside of your boat then you are doing it wrong.
*During a boarding action do not swing from ship to ship with your cutlass held in your mouth. I knew a man who did this once, we called him headless Jerry.
*Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! (More rum)
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