I think they'd be more shocked by the upright chairs, persian goblets, celtic trousers and too-tall independant women.

You want to know who to party with? Socrates, at least if Plato was even half telling the truth. I'm pretty dissapointed you guys are so into the blood and gore of the gladiators though. Some of those guys did actually die, you know.

Mind, I suppose no one told you about the live sex shows the Greeks had.