The Scourge of Ephesus [Concluded]

**Thermal** · 01-07-2009, 19:35

ATPG told me i was mafia, so

sorry i have been forced to admit, uhhh....

**Askthepizzaguy** · 01-07-2009, 19:40

Originally Posted by 777Ares777

ATPG told me i was mafia, so

sorry i have been forced to admit, uhhh....

Actually what I said was:

"hey whatsamatta you no eatta your pizza I breaka your face and stompa on it till you like one big bloody spicy meat-a-ball"

And I was wearing a fedora and smoking a cigarette and nervously holding a silenced pistol and wearing a bloody clown's outfit with a cape that says "Kill the Heathen", and before that I was in the Conservatory with the lead pipe.

**Thermal** · 01-07-2009, 19:42

hey i need more space when i cook my chicken!

**Askthepizzaguy** · 01-07-2009, 20:08

In all seriousness, I am getting ready to leave and will probably not be back in time for the vote.

I could send my random vote in advance, if that's allowed. I don't believe we should abstain or vote: no lynch, any of which will cause a more random result.

Personally, I'd like to Pre-vote: White_Eyes. Reason: He's still alive, and it's already night one! But it's probably not legal and won't even count. If we were starting in a few minutes I could stick around. If I were there, that's how I'd vote. Ok? So whether it counts or not, I tried.

If you lynch me while I am gone, it will make Baby Jesus cry. You don't want to do that, do you? Look at the puppy... the puppy I am holding in my arms... he's cute isn't he? If you kill me, I'll drop the puppy and it could break it's paw. Spare me, for the puppy's sake.

Incidentally, if you do lynch me I will take it as a compliment that after all this I've posted, you still would think I'd be mafia. In all seriousness, do you want to inflate my ego even more?

**boudica** · 01-07-2009, 20:53

Due to the general confusion of some of her fellow tourists, as to the exact time of day, as well as the various sharp elbows, fingers and toes of suspicion flying around the huddled throng - not to mention the inability to access the site all day and have to wade through 3 pages of this crap - boudica decides to join Reenk in referring to herself in the third person - applies extra sun-tan lotion and puts her sleep mask over her shades before wrapping herself in a meat-ball-stained tablecloth.

**TinCow** · 01-07-2009, 19:53

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

And I was wearing a fedora and smoking a cigarette and nervously holding a silenced pistol and wearing a bloody clown's outfit with a cape that says "Kill the Heathen", and before that I was in the Conservatory with the lead pipe.

This is very suspicious. Leap pipes are no longer used because they contaminate drinking water. ATPG is violating basic safety laws. If someone dies of lead poisoning, we should investigate this further.

**ULC** · 01-07-2009, 20:04

Originally Posted by TinCow

This is very suspicious. Leap pipes are no longer used because they contaminate drinking water. ATPG is violating basic safety laws. If someone dies of lead poisoning, we should investigate this further.

I vote this the funniest post in the thread so far! I nearly died reading it