The Scourge of Ephesus [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

In all seriousness, I am getting ready to leave and will probably not be back in time for the vote.



I could send my random vote in advance, if that's allowed. I don't believe we should abstain or vote: no lynch, any of which will cause a more random result.

Personally, I'd like to Pre-vote: White_Eyes. Reason: He's still alive, and it's already night one! But it's probably not legal and won't even count. If we were starting in a few minutes I could stick around. If I were there, that's how I'd vote. Ok? So whether it counts or not, I tried.

If you lynch me while I am gone, it will make Baby Jesus cry. You don't want to do that, do you? Look at the puppy... the puppy I am holding in my arms... he's cute isn't he? If you kill me, I'll drop the puppy and it could break it's paw. Spare me, for the puppy's sake.

Incidentally, if you do lynch me I will take it as a compliment that after all this I've posted, you still would think I'd be mafia. In all seriousness, do you want to inflate my ego even more?

[boudica]

Due to the general confusion of some of her fellow tourists, as to the exact time of day, as well as the various sharp elbows, fingers and toes of suspicion flying around the huddled throng - not to mention the inability to access the site all day and have to wade through 3 pages of this crap - boudica decides to join Reenk in referring to herself in the third person - applies extra sun-tan lotion and puts her sleep mask over her shades before wrapping herself in a meat-ball-stained tablecloth.