You Can't Win-Small Game [Concluded]

**Askthepizzaguy** · 01-12-2009, 18:57

Caius is WOG bait at this point... I am curious where he's been.

Oh by the way... I found something interesting about this game. I don't know if I should reveal it here. (No Yoyoma, it's not that.)

**Thermal** · 01-12-2009, 19:05

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Caius is WOG bait at this point... I am curious where he's been.

Oh by the way... I found something interesting about this game. I don't know if I should reveal it here. (No Yoyoma, it's not that.)

Touche

**Yoyoma1910** · 01-12-2009, 19:11

Pizza, however much you may admire me, I am no god, nor do I have designs on his/her/its job.

I am a very flawed man, and that is all I shall ever be.

The Wrath Of A Flawed Man, WOA-FM, is far smaller that The Wrath Of God, WOG.

**Askthepizzaguy** · 01-12-2009, 19:22

I'm as good as dead, aren't I?

**Askthepizzaguy** · 01-12-2009, 19:46

Sigh... if only I were more patient.

I am warning the cop, though. I can reveal who you are if you try to arrest me. So go ahead and try it, pal.

**Askthepizzaguy** · 01-12-2009, 21:43

I'll try to do this in-character.

Here's some of the gossip I was spreadin', but it's something you might think to yourselves anyway if you just took a look!

You may also Vote: Abstain and Vote: No Lynch. If dead people are distracting you, you can even vote them again. Heck, if you want to vote for a squirrel, I'll even add that to the tally. Maybe you'll end up with something nice in your mulligan stew.

Feel free to post cordially, but please, no dead detectives. You will have been neutralized, please remain neutral... There may even be roles that affect you. Besides, everyone deserves the right to win You Can't Win, even your enemy.

What I'm saying is that Providence has shown me the path, and that the devil among us can harm us from beyond the grave. I could be wrong about my revelation, but it makes no sense that our Lord would show us something if he didn't intend us to have a look. And I heard gossip in private that seemed to confirm my suspicions, from one of us here mortals.

You may also want to know that I don't pledge allegiance to either flag, either the "rebel" or the "union", so to speak. And by telling you what the Lord has revealed to me, I am a marked woman. I have no ability to defend myself in a shootout because I'm bad with guns, and I can only choose a gentleman champion to take my place, but some of you won't defend a lady and I'll end up dead, just like in the book.

The sheriff cannot stop my... business activities... without revealing himself to y'all. As such, I can reveal this information to you. Because I follow no flag, I am just trying to survive, that's all I ask of you, and you can even send your men to check my story.

All I ask is that you let me live in peace.

There is another side to my story... If you don't let me live in peace, I will be forced to choose to align myself with the law man, just to survive. As I said you can confirm all this independently.

That's my story, and I know it sounds strange. But if I am to live to see the end of these days, I am more or less forced to reveal the whole truth. I may be wrong about the top part, people killing after dying and such, but I know myself and I know that that is the gospel truth.

Will you let me continue living and loving like a lady like me should, or will you condemn me to the jail force me to turn snitch? The choice is out of my hands. At present, I trust you with my life more than I trust these law men.

**boudica** · 01-13-2009, 12:39

*heads out into the jungle for an early morning draining of the lizard*

*scratches a chin so square you could use it to level a bar and so rough you could light a match off*

"hold on - is it still night? That bourbon sure is the

!"