People who play EB are sexy!

**Space_Ed** · 01-07-2009, 19:47

What further proof could you need? Just look in the mirror! And if you are in any doubt just check out the EB babes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yznCGjnV4o

EB may not take place in the far east but by God playing EB sure makes us attractive to the mostly far-east asian EB babes! These girls can't get enough of us sexy people who regularly do gorgeous things such as 'move troops in the north,' 'beseige Bibracte' and 'flank the phalangites with my Hetairoi'

Yes gentlemen we are walking talking Sex Gods.

Here is proof of one of your fellow EBers' sexyness. This is me in one of my most glorious and respectable moods over a year ago. About 3 and a half mins in you can see EBs awesome influence as I attempt to say 'Toxotai Misthophoroi' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogpjl9pwslg

Who could resist!!!????

(I wrote this when I was high on caffeine earlier in the TWC forum. I found it hilarious at the time and I still find it mildly amusing)

**Fixiwee** · 01-07-2009, 19:55

Next time I end up chatting to a Girl at a bar, I'll make sure to tell her how I used "Metellus to move my troops up north" and how Kaeso besieged Sidon. I'm sure I'll end up with some snu-snu.

**Space_Ed** · 01-07-2009, 20:00

Originally Posted by Fixiwee

Next time I end up chatting to a Girl at a bar, I'll make sure to tell her how I used "Metellus to move my troops up north" and how Kaeso besieged Sidon. I'm sure I'll end up with some snu-snu.

Its a guaranteed success. I try not to drop the EB bomb too often when I go out because I embarrass all the other guys and make them look silly when I leave with 5 of the hottest girls at the bar on each arm after mentioning how I got a Heroic Victory in Celtiberia against the Lusitanians. Makes them go wet as october...