People who play EB are sexy!

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Next time I end up chatting to a Girl at a bar, I'll make sure to tell her how I used "Metellus to move my troops up north" and how Kaeso besieged Sidon. I'm sure I'll end up with some snu-snu.

Its a guaranteed success. I try not to drop the EB bomb too often when I go out because I embarrass all the other guys and make them look silly when I leave with 5 of the hottest girls at the bar on each arm after mentioning how I got a Heroic Victory in Celtiberia against the Lusitanians. Makes them go wet as october...