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    Following the Auto and Banking industries, the Porn industry has decided it too has been hit by the economic slump. How sad, does this mean less Girls Gone Wild commercials at night?

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    The current crop of bailouts are ing us over, so now we'll have to pay for the as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
    The current crop of bailouts are ing us over, so now we'll have to pay for the as well?
    Well thats what I do normally.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
    The current crop of bailouts are ing us over, so now we'll have to pay for the as well?
    How else are they going to keep their videos at the cheap price of 9.99$ + shipping and handling?

    Your lack of concern is at best unpatriotic, at worst unmanly.

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    i love the idea that angsty-teens can get so spazzed out by computer games that they try to rage-rape themselves with a remote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooks View Post
    How else are they going to keep their videos at the cheap price of 9.99$ + shipping and handling?
    Or you could just head down to the Adult Video Megaplex. Cheapest videos there are 4.99 AND there are rooms. HOW CONVENIENT!!!!

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    That's Drone, not Lemur.

    Anyhow, if you throw a bunch of freaks and deviants together and encourage them to look up "News of the Weird," of course they're gonna uncover everything weird first. Ain't no diesease, just common sense.

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    Stop giving money to rich old white guys, and start buying businesses instead. Then you'll save the industry AND collect the profits later on.

    How hard is that to understand, really?
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    Stop giving money to rich old white guys, and start buying businesses instead. Then you'll save the industry AND collect the profits later on.

    Couldn't agree more!

    I think the bailout request was more a political dig than serious request

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    Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no financial danger — DVD sales have slipped over the past year, but Web traffic has continued to grow.
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    A considerable percentage of the world population considers that the exports of that said industry is probably the only/one of the few good things that come out of the US of A.

    Its also a net exporting industry in times when the US trade deficit is the size of Adrianna Sage's bum.

    Why risk alienating traditional horny allies?
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    If I had known this would generate comments, I would have started a thread instead of NotW'ing it.

    Overall, I think the industry in question is sound. This is just Larry Flynt being Larry Flynt, trying to get a rise out of Congress, making a point and trying to show how ridiculous the bailout mania is. If the public ever got an actual full accounting of how the TARP funds and the AIG loans were spent, there would be probably be riots. This was just one final raid on the Treasury by the administration for their buddies, and Congress fell for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    This was just one final raid on the Treasury by the administration for their buddies, and Congress fell for it.
    Along with most of the Backroom.


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    If I had known this would generate comments, I would have started a thread instead of NotW'ing it.

    Overall, I think the industry in question is sound. This is just Larry Flynt being Larry Flynt, trying to get a rise out of Congress
    Wouldn't his normal products suffice?

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    now this is a bailout I can support!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rasoforos View Post
    A considerable percentage of the world population considers that the exports of that said industry is probably the only/one of the few good things that come out of the US of A.

    Its also a net exporting industry in times when the US trade deficit is the size of Adrianna Sage's bum.

    Why risk alienating traditional horny allies?
    i dunno. i think brazil precedes the US.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hooahguy View Post
    now this is a bailout I can support!
    Sir....how can you support a bailout for sub-par porn?

    now....if the Dorcel studio require a bailout they should be given one IMMEDIATELY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post


    This is just Larry Flynt being Larry Flynt, trying to get a rise out of Congress
    he's trying to get a rise out of every American
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    Plenty of free porn on the internetz they will just have to suck on it. Thanks for the memories,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Sir....how can you support a bailout for sub-par porn?

    now....if the Dorcel studio require a bailout they should be given one IMMEDIATELY!
    porn is porn.... as long as the girls are hot, its all good....
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