Girls hate my muscles, GAH!!!!

[Incongruous]

I was told today by a good female friend, in a rather off hand manner that guys with large muscles are not at the top of a Girl's "to do list", they would rather do a skinny little weener instead. I was shocked, and at the same time, hurt, in the way only large muscular guys can feel, so I went to the boxing club and did some skipping.

Is this news to anyone else out there? I thought women loved good muscle development, clearly I was wrong.

What should I do? I love my squats!

[||Lz3||]

Yeh... I have many erm... lady-friends who dislike muscular guys...

Not really news here =/

[Beefy187]

Yay

[Peasant Phill]

That's a bit of a generalisation, now is it.

As long as girls you're attrackted don't mind muscular guys, you don't have a problem. Besides, there's more to you than your godly physic, at least I hope so.

[LittleGrizzly]

Well theres plan a out the window... luckily i have a plan b

Girls still like money right ?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Some girls like skinny, some like really muscular, most like somewhere in between. Just look at most male leads...excluding the rock and arnold and such...

[LeftEyeNine]

I'd like to know which union that girl was the head of being able to represent, if not all, many girls.

Looking like an orc, yes, totally ugly to look at. But I assure you, there is no single female creature on the surface of the earth if you have a body like, say, Cristiano Ronaldo 's. That's against the will of nature.

So she either meant the over muscular ones or that she's one that belongs to the exceptions.

[CountArach]

I must meet this woman.

[Maion Maroneios]

Well, I know gals like neither fat guys nor too skinny or too muscular guys. Just like us, I believe. Note that if you're ripped or at least have some muscle and/or abbs is certainly a plus. Of course, there are always the exceptions, meaning some gals might actually like too fat/skinny/muscular people.

Maion

[cmacq]

Right,

You've a good female friend? And, that's all there's to it, right.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Most of the above, additionally, a lot of girls don't like rock hard muscles because they're not nice/comforting to be held by.

Imagine being hugged by an actual rock.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Most of the above, additionally, a lot of girls don't like rock hard muscles because they're not nice/comforting to be held by.

Imagine being hugged by an actual rock.

Yep. There is a certain level that is just too much. You can be strong and muscular and not be all that unbalanced.

[Hax]

I once hugged a guy in full plate armour, if that could compare.

..it's painful.

[Yoyoma1910]

You've got it all wrong!


If you want girls, you need to be that tortured artist type (tastefully done, of course).



You can still have your muscles, but that can't be your focus.

[Meneldil]

The only advantage of having a well developed body is that it allows you to have tatoos, of which most girls are found of.

That's why I'm actually going to the fitness room: to get some muscles, thus being able to get a few tatoos here and there. My parents will probably get mad, but I'll claim that I made a bet while drunk or something like that.

[Strike For The South]

They say that but don't mean it. Get bigger muscles.

This is a fallacy. I'll be back to console you.

[rasoforos]

Its plagiarized by sums it up well:

Why go for the six-pack when you can have a whole keg?


The myth about muscly men has collapsed. The world (and the chicks) belong to us, the abdominaly (not abominably) curvy!! Haaahahahaharghhh!!!

[seireikhaan]

Remember one thing- most girls will also claim that they want a nice guy, but we all know that's complete fallacy. So take her words with a bit more than a pinch of salt. I mean, taking the word of any female regarding relationships is sort of like a vegan pinko-hippy assuming they could convert SFTS to an all-tofu diet. Not only is the assumption untrue, its potentially dangerous.

[Husar]

The real trick here is not to want a girl.

[edyzmedieval]

The real trick here is not to want a girl.

And then suffer the consequences of being shunned by your peers and called homosexual.
That's what I never get. If you say you don't want to have sex right now or go after that girl, you are called homosexual...

[Strike For The South]

Girls love muscles. They see those bodybuilders on TV and think "ewwww" When they don't realize that those bodybuilders look like that for two hours because they are so water and carb depleted.

In all reality Girls love a man who is as thick as a mac truck. They like to touch and feel. So for all that is SACRED AND HOLY don't stop lifting. Sooner or later that same girl will be feeling you up. Don't listen to the media or the mental midgets that tell you otherwise. Merely haters my friend.

[Drisos]

In male versions of the babe thread the guys are muscular as hell... So, it's pretty much obvious that lots of them are attracted to that. Maybe many girls would be intimidated or feel not good enough for those muscles in real life. (just guessing, because I don't have a clue)

I'm right now on the strategy of not wanting a girl and not worrying about muscles n stuff... And it feels freaking awesome.

[Meneldil]

Girls are attracted by manli(y?)ness and extravaganza. You do not have to have muscles to look or sound manly.

Most girls actually don't care about the physical appearance of men, or at least, they don't care as much as boys do. The behavior/spirit is much more important.

[Incongruous]

Well, I am no Christiano Ronaldo, when I say muscles, I mean muscles, not 0 percent body fat, weight machine muscles. I mean normal free weight muscles, they are not as pretty as that, plus I have the physique of a front row rugby player (prop actually)/heavy weight boxer.

But still, what the heck! I went around town today and I started noticing things, such as all the raelly hot chicks were going round with really skinny guys in in really skinny jeans, waah!

Its time to initiate operation diet like Bob Dylan.

[Thermal]

I was told today by a good female friend, in a rather off hand manner that guys with large muscles are not at the top of a Girl's "to do list", they would rather do a skinny little weener instead. I was shocked, and at the same time, hurt, in the way only large muscular guys can feel, so I went to the boxing club and did some skipping.

Is this news to anyone else out there? I thought women loved good muscle development, clearly I was wrong.

What should I do? I love my squats!

im a skinny runt and it dont do me any favours believe me, thats why i do heavy weights, muscular over boney any day, but not over the top, just well toned i.e no steroids lol

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Well, I am no Christiano Ronaldo, when I say muscles, I mean muscles, not 0 percent body fat, weight machine muscles. I mean normal free weight muscles, they are not as pretty as that, plus I have the physique of a front row rugby player (prop actually)/heavy weight boxer.

But still, what the heck! I went around town today and I started noticing things, such as all the raelly hot chicks were going round with really skinny guys in in really skinny jeans, waah!

Its time to initiate operation diet like Bob Dylan.

Have you though about swimming? That will slim you out without turning you into an actual rake.

The skinny guys thing is a bit of a fad, it will pass in a few years, in the meantime take a job that involves a uniform (not traffic warden! )

[King Jan III Sobieski]

Women are weird...

[Strike For The South]

im a skinny runt and it dont do me any favours believe me, thats why i do heavy weights, muscular over boney any day, but not over the top, just well toned i.e no steroids lol

When you say things like this God kills a kitten.

That is a very ignorant statement. Well toned is a fallacy and steroids are not some "magic" drug.

[Decker]

And then suffer the consequences of being shunned by your peers and called homosexual.
That's what I never get. If you say you don't want to have sex right now or go after that girl, you are called homosexual...

That's what my friends said till they met my gf... they haven't said **** since

But still, what the heck! I went around town today and I started noticing things, such as all the raelly hot chicks were going round with really skinny guys in in really skinny jeans, waah!

Obviously they have nothing clinking around in their cranium. Just bide your time and you'll get one 10x better... at least in theory anyways


As for the whole working out, being muscular, skinny, wearing girlyman pants. I find that just working out or doing what you do to stay in-shape, wear what you wear, ect... gets you what you want... so **** everyone else

[Incongruous]

Have you though about swimming? That will slim you out without turning you into an actual rake.

The skinny guys thing is a bit of a fad, it will pass in a few years, in the meantime take a job that involves a uniform (not traffic warden! )

Indeed I do swim! I have pool and all, yet to no avail, I was born to skip in a boxing gym and destroy opposing scrums (well thats what I think anyway)

I have also found that I am best suited to wearing smart bits of clothing such as suits and uniforms, thus my wish to open doors at the local hotel, ah the dreams...