Girls hate my muscles, GAH!!!!

[Strike For The South]

They say that but don't mean it. Get bigger muscles.

This is a fallacy. I'll be back to console you.

[rasoforos]

Its plagiarized by sums it up well:

Why go for the six-pack when you can have a whole keg?


The myth about muscly men has collapsed. The world (and the chicks) belong to us, the abdominaly (not abominably) curvy!! Haaahahahaharghhh!!!

[seireikhaan]

Remember one thing- most girls will also claim that they want a nice guy, but we all know that's complete fallacy. So take her words with a bit more than a pinch of salt. I mean, taking the word of any female regarding relationships is sort of like a vegan pinko-hippy assuming they could convert SFTS to an all-tofu diet. Not only is the assumption untrue, its potentially dangerous.

[Husar]

The real trick here is not to want a girl.

[edyzmedieval]

The real trick here is not to want a girl.

And then suffer the consequences of being shunned by your peers and called homosexual.
That's what I never get. If you say you don't want to have sex right now or go after that girl, you are called homosexual...

[Strike For The South]

Girls love muscles. They see those bodybuilders on TV and think "ewwww" When they don't realize that those bodybuilders look like that for two hours because they are so water and carb depleted.

In all reality Girls love a man who is as thick as a mac truck. They like to touch and feel. So for all that is SACRED AND HOLY don't stop lifting. Sooner or later that same girl will be feeling you up. Don't listen to the media or the mental midgets that tell you otherwise. Merely haters my friend.

[Drisos]

In male versions of the babe thread the guys are muscular as hell... So, it's pretty much obvious that lots of them are attracted to that. Maybe many girls would be intimidated or feel not good enough for those muscles in real life. (just guessing, because I don't have a clue)

I'm right now on the strategy of not wanting a girl and not worrying about muscles n stuff... And it feels freaking awesome.

[Decker]

And then suffer the consequences of being shunned by your peers and called homosexual.
That's what I never get. If you say you don't want to have sex right now or go after that girl, you are called homosexual...

That's what my friends said till they met my gf... they haven't said **** since

But still, what the heck! I went around town today and I started noticing things, such as all the raelly hot chicks were going round with really skinny guys in in really skinny jeans, waah!

Obviously they have nothing clinking around in their cranium. Just bide your time and you'll get one 10x better... at least in theory anyways


As for the whole working out, being muscular, skinny, wearing girlyman pants. I find that just working out or doing what you do to stay in-shape, wear what you wear, ect... gets you what you want... so **** everyone else

[Husar]

And then suffer the consequences of being shunned by your peers and called homosexual.
That's what I never get. If you say you don't want to have sex right now or go after that girl, you are called homosexual...

The problem there are the peers. Look for other peers or just ignore them.
Though it also got me enraged when I was younger and someone called me a homosexual. Not anymore though, nowadays I embrace it, bathe in it, hug the guy or something, if he is a homophobe he will be careful what he says next time, if not he will know you have a sense of humour.

[Banquo's Ghost]

The problem there are the peers.

This is the truth.

To gorgeous women, it matters not what you look like if you have excessive money and a castle.