Quote Originally Posted by Bopa the Magyar View Post
Well, I am no Christiano Ronaldo, when I say muscles, I mean muscles, not 0 percent body fat, weight machine muscles. I mean normal free weight muscles, they are not as pretty as that, plus I have the physique of a front row rugby player (prop actually)/heavy weight boxer.

But still, what the heck! I went around town today and I started noticing things, such as all the raelly hot chicks were going round with really skinny guys in in really skinny jeans, waah!

Its time to initiate operation diet like Bob Dylan.
Have you though about swimming? That will slim you out without turning you into an actual rake.

The skinny guys thing is a bit of a fad, it will pass in a few years, in the meantime take a job that involves a uniform (not traffic warden! )