Girls hate my muscles, GAH!!!!

[Spino]

I was told today by a good female friend, in a rather off hand manner that guys with large muscles are not at the top of a Girl's "to do list", they would rather do a skinny little weener instead. I was shocked, and at the same time, hurt, in the way only large muscular guys can feel, so I went to the boxing club and did some skipping.

Is this news to anyone else out there? I thought women loved good muscle development, clearly I was wrong.

What should I do? I love my squats!

Well that's good news for a skinny guy like me! I haven't worked out since I took a desk job back in 2000.

Bopa, come to the States. The women here are ridiculously shallow and go bananas over any dolt with a gym body (I am not implying you're a dolt, I'm just saying). Get a tan and get kitted out out in a nice outfit that highlights your physique then go to a club that plays that abominable noise they call hip-hop and you'll be on the receiving end of a booty grind or two in no time... if you like that sort of thing.

People in general prefer toned bodies over non-toned ones but culturally speaking I can't think of any country that places greater value on an action figure physique than the United States. Makes perfect sense considering the cultural animosity directed towards any meaningful expression of intellect.

[Strike For The South]

Well that's good news for a skinny guy like me! I haven't worked out since I took a desk job back in 2000.

Bopa, come to the States. The women here are ridiculously shallow and go bananas over any dolt with a gym body (I am not implying you're a dolt, I'm just saying). Get a tan and get kitted out out in a nice outfit that highlights your physique then go to a club that plays that abominable noise they call hip-hop and you'll be on the receiving end of a booty grind or two in no time... if you like that sort of thing.

People in general prefer toned bodies over non-toned ones but culturally speaking I can't think of any country that places greater value on an action figure physique than the United States. Makes perfect sense considering the cultural animosity directed towards any meaningful expression of intellect.

For the record. Those club guys who wear the affliction/tap out stuff are the bane of actual meatheads.

[Decker]

For the record. Those club guys who wear the affliction/tap out stuff are the bane of actual meatheads.

Seconded

[Maion Maroneios]

Seconded

Thirded

Maion

[KukriKhan]

Four- wait.

bane= n a person or thing that ruins or spoils

...who wear the affliction/tap out stuff are the bane of...

Maybe there's a new "bane", and I don't know what 'affliction/tap out stuff' is. Please explain to an old man.

Are we talking clothes, or attitude, or something else?

[Strike For The South]

Are we talking clothes, or attitude, or something else?

All three really. With the advent of MMA and the UFC these guys are infesting the club scenes which doesn't really pose a threat to me as the club is somewhere I go with a ladyfriend if I simply want to go out I will find somewhere to drink heavily. However these boys also walk into my gyms and that is very much my area.

They walk around with there chests all puffed out and act like they are carrying a watermelon each arm. They think they can take anyone because they did some presses and curls and even went to a few classes for muay thai or grappling or whatever.

What they fail to realize is that building serious muscle is hard work and learning how to fight is hard work. They are legends in there own 160lb minds. They roll 50 deep and all think there bros can take on anyone they come across. They think they are Gods gift to women and they deserve respect and in genral they show no respect.

In a nutshell they are merely boys in 16-24 yr old bodies whose egos are writing checks there mouth can't cash.