Another Empire Dream

[Noncommunist]

Well, a few nights ago, I had a dream dealing with Empire:Total War.

I think I was at my Grandmother's house and I wanted to play Empire:Total War. So I think I did something beside a wall and I started transferring my soul out of my body to put in into a computer so I could play it. However, I remembered XP hasn't been reinstalled on my computer which is a Mac which ran XP for a while. Since we didn't have it, there was no way of playing Empire. So I think I went back to my body.

Then I went over to my friend's house and I think he was playing it. I don't think I actually saw the screen. However, I did see some miniatures. I think some were grenadiers and others were some form of midget unit. On their bases, I think it was green turf. Then I woke up soon after.

[Sir Beane]

That's it. I am convinced CA are using some kind of subliminal message to hypnotise their fans. It's the only possible explanation for so many dreams about Empire.

Wear your foil hats people!

[gollum]

Probably some obscure blood pact with the Great Cthullu

not dead wich eternal lies, with strengest eons even death may die

!it burnsus!

[Noncommunist]

That's it. I am convinced CA are using some kind of subliminal message to hypnotise their fans. It's the only possible explanation for so many dreams about Empire.

Wear your foil hats people!

Or maybe magic, that could explain the astral projection that I had into Empire.

[Fisherking]

This sets things in an entirely new plane!

I have had a smattering of recurrence since my first. (My wife is not fond of tin foil hat in bed)

very odd that this post is my 911th

[Sir Beane]

If CA are using magic then the tinfoil won't work anyway.

If you want to be protected in the case of magic follow the following instructions.

1. Slaughter a 2 year old Buff orpington (it's a kind of chicken) cockerel, using a silver sickle.
2. Make socks from its feathers and put them on.
3. Draw a circle around your bed using a stick of pink chalk exactly six cm long.
4. Use the blood from the chicken to paint yourself with red stripes.
5. Learn how to yodel, this is important for the chanting.
6. Put on a Bavarian outfit, must include lederhosen.
7. Obtain a young billy goat and give it a piggyback around the chalk circle while yodelling.
8. Film all of this and send me the video (extremely important step).

Do all that and I gurantee that being controlled by magic will no longer be something to worry about.

[Olaf Blackeyes]

If CA are using magic then the tinfoil won't work anyway.

If you want to be protected in the case of magic follow the following instructions.

1. Slaughter a 2 year old Buff orpington (it's a kind of chicken) cockerel, using a silver sickle.
2. Make socks from its feathers and put them on.
3. Draw a circle around your bed using a stick of pink chalk exactly six cm long.
4. Use the blood from the chicken to paint yourself with red stripes.
5. Learn how to yodel, this is important for the chanting.
6. Put on a Bavarian outfit, must include lederhosen.
7. Obtain a young billy goat and give it a piggyback around the chalk circle while yodelling.
8. Film all of this and send me the video (extremely important step).

Do all that and I gurantee that being controlled by magic will no longer be something to worry about.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Fisherking]

If CA are using magic then the tinfoil won't work anyway.

If you want to be protected in the case of magic follow the following instructions.

1. Slaughter a 2 year old Buff orpington (it's a kind of chicken) cockerel, using a silver sickle.
2. Make socks from its feathers and put them on.
3. Draw a circle around your bed using a stick of pink chalk exactly six cm long.
4. Use the blood from the chicken to paint yourself with red stripes.
5. Learn how to yodel, this is important for the chanting.
6. Put on a Bavarian outfit, must include lederhosen.
7. Obtain a young billy goat and give it a piggyback around the chalk circle while yodelling.
8. Film all of this and send me the video (extremely important step).

Do all that and I gurantee that being controlled by magic will no longer be something to worry about.

Just reading it is the cure!

We will all have Night Mares of slaughtered Chickens coming for Revenge!

Then, this part!


6. Put on a Bavarian outfit, must include lederhosen.

How did you know where I was?