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Officials say that bird fanaticism is on the increase, with bird bio-terrorism said to be "one of the biggest threats to mankind". This comes after the World Health Organisation uncovered a secret bird plot to wipe out millions of people using a deadly virus known as H5N1.
rofl.

"Hero" sells papers (and TV/Radio airtime). The guy did a fine job, and was well-suited, trained and experienced for it. We've all seen what happens when a big plane's wingtip touches water before its belly: cartwheel & destruction.