OOC Thread

[Subotan]

Because Baktria is legend, and I will be able to smite Hax into the ground. Smitey smitey smitey.

[Hax]

Because Baktria is legend, and I will be able to smite Hax into the ground. Smitey smitey smitey.

You say that again, you miserable failing piece of satrap crap when I throw the rotting remains of your corpse from the highest walls of Baktra, after I raise the Seleukid banner from it.

So where is the AS guy. HEY my friend, i wish we could mantain our allaince and our friendship:)

Of course, of course. You can keep yourself busy with defeating the Greeks at Sinope and Trapezous without any intervention. I promise.

[Subotan]

You say that again, you miserable failing piece of satrap crap when I throw the rotting remains of your corpse from the highest walls of Baktra, after I raise the Seleukid banner from it.

*Cracks fingers*

You might want to reverse that position when all of your "Satraps" have formed a glorious, anti-Selukeia coalition!
Amirite?

[Skullheadhq]

You say that again, you miserable failing piece of satrap crap when I throw the rotting remains of your corpse from the highest walls of Baktra, after I raise the Seleukid banner from it.



Of course, of course. You can keep yourself busy with defeating the Greeks at Sinope and Trapezous without any intervention. I promise.

Any chance we could peacefully end our civil war and focus on more important things then fighting Brothers and fathers?

[Hax]

You might want to reverse that position when all of your "Satraps" have formed a glorious, anti-Selukeia coalition!

Oh indeed? Do not forget who controls the vast mountainsides filled with gold and silver.

[Subotan]

...
Hayasdan?

[We shall fwee...Wodewick]

Hey Epirus, let's put that wacky old Pyrrhus's adventure in Sicily behind us and become friends. I MUST TRADE EVERYTHING WITH EVERYONE FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

[justmyname]

Hey Epirus, let's put that wacky old Pyrrhus's adventure in Sicily behind us and become friends. I MUST TRADE EVERYTHING WITH EVERYONE FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

always a pleasure to do business with carthage

[cux47]

Of course, of course. You can keep yourself busy with defeating the Greeks at Sinope and Trapezous without any intervention. I promise.[/QUOTE]


What an honorable offer

my cavarly will stand beside your phalanx battleline and crash any nasty insects who dare to oppose us

[Skullheadhq]

Of course, of course. You can keep yourself busy with defeating the Greeks at Sinope and Trapezous without any intervention. I promise.

What an honorable offer

my cavarly will stand beside your phalanx battleline and crash any nasty insects who dare to oppose us[/QUOTE]

O.o n0

[Subotan]

Of course, of course. You can keep yourself busy with defeating the Greeks at Sinope and Trapezous without any intervention. I promise.

What an honorable offer

my cavarly will stand beside your phalanx battleline and crash any nasty insects who dare to oppose us

A poor decision, if I say so myself. For you see, the "Arche", although it appears strong, it's strength is totally dependant on the goodwill of it's neighbours; his "Satraps". A Glorious Coalition of Oppressed Peoples could easily smite the Arche from the face of Gaia, and gain land for each respective people. For the Pahalava, Parthia and Sogdiana. Hayastan? The Caucasus and Media. The Ptolemaioi? Syria and Mesopotamia Us Baktrians? India and Khorasan. And Pontos? The whole of Anatolia. From the Taurus Mountains the Aegean, Tarsus to Sinope, a Pontic Shahdom, worthy of the Achaemenids. And yet, The Seleukids are denying you from fulfilling this dream, forcing you to bow to their yoke. That is no way for a Shah to behave, a Shah deserves land, wealth and power! And the Seleukids are the only barrier preventing Pontos from fulfilling it's destiny.

And that's not the only reason as to why we should join forces. For the Arche's strength is measured on the friendliness of his neighbours; were we all to sit by and watch the Seleukids, the Ptolemaioi would be destroyed, and cast out from their home, despite the wealth of Egypt. And with the combined wealth of Syria and Egypt, nothing could stop the Arche. It would swarm over the Earth, like bees from a hive, devouring all in it's path, leaving only oppression and desolation in it's wake. This is the time to prevent that, this is our time, this is the time for liberation!

So, I have proposed a plan. As I have mentioned above, the Arche will be divided amongst our kingdoms. I have divided it so that each kingdom gets a roughly equal share, noting of course that some regions are richer than others.



Note that some areas I have suggested are outside the current de facto control of the Arche; I consider these areas to be under Seleukid influence, and should a nation require assistance in bringing a certain region under control, then other members of our Coalition must send troops to assist, to liberate those regions from Seleukid influence. Ofc, edits would be considered.

Now, I bet many of you are wondering why I left the Seleukid Remnant there. The reason is that the Seleukids are a valid Diadochi; it's just that their power is totally out of proportion as to what Alexandros would have wished. So I have merely "Reduced" them to Persia Proper where they belong.

Now all you have to do is join the coalition.

[The Celtic Viking]

Aren't we getting a little too "in context" for this thread?

[Subotan]

Yeah, I typed that, then I saw the title and though "Oh bugger". We need a diplomacy thread.

[TruePraetorian]

Yeah, I typed that, then I saw the title and though "Oh bugger". We need a diplomacy thread.

And on the 15th day, He said "Let there be multiple threads."

Uploading turn soon with genericScript and will start the other threads.