It's about time someone created
an e-card system for venereal disease. Kind of like a LOLcats but with
100% more syphilis. Neato!
This is how it works. Sites like inSPOT offer a place for people to send the e-cards to up to six partners—or tricks—in order to inform them that they might have been exposed. The cards can be sent from yourself or from an anonymous source, as to protect your privacy if you're not yet comfortable revealing who you are. inSPOT promises not to log any of your data or report anything to government officials—the site is aimed solely at informing others and helping people find places to get tested.
P.S.:
DevDave, check your inbox. I sent you, um, a little message about our last time together ...
Yoyoma1910 15:04 01-21-2009
I was wondering why the curtain smelled like cheddar...
Nothing says it meant nothing like an anonymous note saying "Baby, you've possibly got a cocktail of venereal diseases that you'll need to get looked into on your own pocket."
rory_20_uk 15:35 01-21-2009
Cheddar is most likely thrush; fishy is most likely BV.
Here in the UK GUM clinics do something very similar - although not yet online.
You can get immunised against most types of genital warts these days. Something I'd recommend to any who are still young and free.
rasoforos 15:42 01-21-2009
Err...
...Lemur?...
...how did you find out about this eh?
ICantSpellDawg 16:37 01-21-2009
Those are dangerous things to send anonymously
"You've got a sweet ass. Sorry I've welded it shut with Gonorrhea. You should get tested"
Yoyoma1910 17:17 01-21-2009
Originally Posted by rory_20_uk:
Cheddar is most likely thrush fishy is most likely BV.
Apparently, Monsieur Lemur, your curtains might have... BV... What's BV?
Urgh... never mind. I just got it on the CDC site.
I just thought about sending a few anonymously but then that would be really nasty wouldn't it?
Originally Posted by Husar:
I just thought about sending a few anonymously but then that would be really nasty wouldn't it?
Unbelievably nasty. Not a good idea, IMHO, even against somebody you really, really dislike.
rasoforos, I, uh, can't say I "heard" about this site, exactly, not in the sense I think you mean. It's just, um, well, when you've got a thing for pre-operative transsexuals, and you get into a fivesome involving a lot of mint-flavored lube, and the whole thing is being webcast live, and then, well, afterward ... how can I put this delicately? Let's say you start to feel a scraping, itching, scabbing sort of feeling afterward, and it burns like a heated wire when you pee, well ...
Let me start over. Sometimes, when a daddy loves a mommy very much, daddy still needs to have "other" needs met, which is where Thai ladyboys come into the picture ...
Um. Anyway. Hilarious site, right?
LittleGrizzly 10:51 01-22-2009
Originally Posted by Husar:
I just thought about sending a few anonymously but then that would be really nasty wouldn't it?
Lol!
First thing that went through my mind!
I think it would be extra fun with friends that are couples, i could send them one each and watch the fireworks fly!
Why? The best day I ever had was when I told my girl " HA I GAVE YOU WARTS AND NOW WE HAVE TO BE TOGETHER 4EVER!"
She of course left me. So now I'm stuck with no girl and warts which I contracted from a male hooker. I guess thats what they mean by "backfire"
HoreTore 07:36 01-22-2009
BWHAHAHAHA!
I'm so sending this to my ex!!! Anonymously, of course....
Fisherking 09:14 01-22-2009
Originally Posted by HoreTore:
BWHAHAHAHA!
I'm so sending this to my ex!!! Anonymously, of course....
There is no one more evil than that!
Not even my ex!!!!!!
HoreTore 09:31 01-22-2009
Originally Posted by Fisherking:
There is no one more evil than that!
Not even my ex!!!!!!
Kralizec 16:02 01-23-2009
I would have said it's distasteful too, but if I got a message like this in my inbox my first thought would be that it was some sort of prank anyway...
Single Sign On provided by
vBSSO