The United States of America
Stop joking. In the mid of XVIIIth century you:
1. Were not a country.
2. Had no army.
3. Had some local militias with low military value.
4. You won with France because GB already fought with France (one of conflict of 7 years war) and most of French units were into Europe or could not be delivered to America due to Royal Navy.
5. Commanders of that militias were generally very low qualified (what was happening with "American army" before you hire European officers?).


You g......... daddy told you stories? What were you smoking m8?